900 lb gator killed in the Trinity River.

[cdite]

If you're in the floodplain (along the bank), you're on public property. If you ever canoe, kayak, or raft the Devil's river and camp on the bank, the ranchers will ride out and tell you to go away, "or else," but there's nothing they can do legally.

Noted, hopefully the guy gets to keep his trophy then as that is definitely a once in a lifetime animal.

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Noted, hopefully the guy gets to keep his trophy then as that is definitely a once in a lifetime animal.

I'm not worried about that dude in the slightest. I would have gator boots, belt, a hat band, and a gator-skin jacket. Lock up all yer wimmenz.

[cdite]

I'm not worried about that dude in the slightest. I would have gator boots, belt, a hat band, and a gator-skin jacket. Lock up all yer wimmenz.

You are thinking entirely too small, I believe a full body suit made out of the gator is in order, arms through the front legs as sleeves with the head on top as a hat. The body and tail can trail as a cape.

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You are thinking entirely too small, I believe a full body suit made out of the gator is in order, arms through the front legs as sleeves with the head on top as a hat. The body and tail can trail as a cape.

Possibly, but the only way I can pull off wearing that much gator is with some cowboy evening wear. Besides, that much with a white pearl-snap shirt and some dark grey slacks would pull wool that would make the devil jealous.

EDIT: Now that I think about it, I couldn't get laid at Burning Man in what you're describing, never mind at the bars I frequent.

[cdite]

Possibly, but the only way I can pull off wearing that much gator is with some cowboy evening wear. Besides, that much with a white pearl-snap shirt and some dark grey slacks would pull wool that would make the devil jealous.

EDIT: Now that I think about it, I couldn't get laid at Burning Man in what you're describing, never mind at the bars I frequent.

Maybe so, but you would be a instant celebrity wearing that to the Phillies' games thus getting you laid.

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Maybe so, but you would be a instant celebrity wearing that to the Phillies' games thus getting you laid.

But I'd have to go to a Phillies game. I'd rather just move back to Texas than mess with this state any longer than I have to.

[cdite]

But I'd have to go to a Phillies game. I'd rather just move back to Texas than mess with this state any longer than I have to.

Take off the gator suit before you get back, you might get shot!

[03DARKSHADOW]

That is what my wife said our first time.

lol

[PUSHROD]

Why didn't they just relocate it to a gator farm? Thats a big ass mofo though

[mikec]

That would be like driving around with a casket in the bed of your truck.

True story...

Been there, done that one...

[stevo]

Why didn't they just relocate it to a gator farm? Thats a big ass mofo though

Do you have any idea what it would take to subdue a 14', 900lb alligator in the wild? I am pretty sure it would take a lot more that Steve Erwin jumping on it's back.

Stevo

[JNH2010SS]

Dam

[Alex]

News is reporting that the Game Warden is going to be looking into the fact if they had a valid license, tag, and shot it legally.

you gotta have a tag and license to shoot a gator in a river? legally shot?

[openroadracer]

you gotta have a tag and license to shoot a gator in a river? legally shot?

what about the "it's coming right for us!" defense?

[Whiteboy]

Why didn't they just relocate it to a gator farm? Thats a big ass mofo though

Stfu