I think she really likes cats.

[scootro]

i feel the same way about pussy, too!!!!

[jasonw_2005]

the only good cats are the fat lazy ones that dont give a fuck.

[Z06killinsbf]

the only good cats are the fat lazy ones that dont give a fuck.

I prefer the nimble ones. Let's me work on my skills. The fat ones are like women and children, you just don't lead em as much!!

[idrivea4banger]

that has got to be fake.

[jluv]

I lived In Houston back in 2000 when I went to school. I got on match.com and their home screen profile picture was this insanely hot blonde that went by "Belgium Princess". I figured what the hell so I sent her a message. We end up going on a date and the whole time Im wondering why this chick doesn't have a boyfriend but then again she's hot so I dont care. After the second date she called me and wanted me to come over because she just bought some chocolate syrup and whipped cream and wanted to "try it out". I race over to her apartment and when I went inside she has about 20-30 damn cats. There was cat pee and poop all over the place and her bed was covered in cat hair. It was so bad I couldn't even stay in the apartment. Her famous last words were "you'll get use to the smell".
Stay away from crazy cat women!

So what you're saying is that you're not a closer.

[Big A]

"you'll get use to the smell"

That's not something I want to hear from a woman, ever. lol

[bcoop]

So what you're saying is that you're not a closer.

A closer would have tapped that with a clothespin on his nose.

[appelingogt]

Holy fucking shit!!!

[GE]

I bet she fucks like a minx!