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  • I think she really likes cats.



    Would probably still do.

  • #2
    Holy shit, is that real? LOL easy to tell why she's single. I'd fuck her, just the right amount of insecurity and weirdness to make for some interesting sex. LOL

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    • #3
      Got to be fake.

      She looks fuckable, but would be kind of weird if she started crying about cats during sex. Pretty sure that would ruin the mood.
      .223 > 911

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      • #4
        Originally posted by SouthernSVT View Post
        Pretty sure that would ruin the mood.
        Fuck that. She starts crying, it's time to flip her over and fuck her in the butt.
        "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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        • #5
          "That's never happened before."

          "What, the 8 seconds of sex, or the 45 minutes of crying?"
          .223 > 911

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          • #6
            I think she misunderstood my request to find out about her kitty....

            Originally posted by jdgregory84 View Post
            Fuck that. She starts crying, it's time to flip her over and fuck her in the butt.
            This - If you're going to cry, I'm going to give you something to cry about!
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            • #7
              LMAO @ this comment

              "you have got to be kitten me. "

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              • #8
                .

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                • #9
                  OMFG.

                  Run away. Run far away.

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                  • #10
                    That's gotta be fake. How could someone so emotionally insecure be an MBA graduate? Her childish voice annoys the shit out of me, too. You're an adult, and unless we're role-playing, talk like one.

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                    • #11
                      I'm almost 100% that it's got to be fake, but you know that their is probably people close to that actually walkin around out there. Like the above post say's, I doubt an educated person is going to be that bad. At least on something public like a dating video.
                      .223 > 911

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                      • #12
                        looks like rene zelwegger.....and just as fucking annoying

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by SouthernSVT View Post
                          I'm almost 100% that it's got to be fake, but you know that their is probably people close to that actually walkin around out there. Like the above post say's, I doubt an educated person is going to be that bad. At least on something public like a dating video.
                          The fuck did you just say?

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                          • #14
                            I lived In Houston back in 2000 when I went to school. I got on match.com and their home screen profile picture was this insanely hot blonde that went by "Belgium Princess". I figured what the hell so I sent her a message. We end up going on a date and the whole time Im wondering why this chick doesn't have a boyfriend but then again she's hot so I dont care. After the second date she called me and wanted me to come over because she just bought some chocolate syrup and whipped cream and wanted to "try it out". I race over to her apartment and when I went inside she has about 20-30 damn cats. There was cat pee and poop all over the place and her bed was covered in cat hair. It was so bad I couldn't even stay in the apartment. Her famous last words were "you'll get use to the smell".
                            Stay away from crazy cat women!

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                            • #15
                              Fake.

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