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Ratt

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#16

05-16-2011, 07:56 AM

I'd bet money that the baby was conceived in the car that tire came from.
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Broncojohnny

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#17

05-16-2011, 09:13 AM

He is just saying "Bitch, I told you to stop sitting around looking at your big fat gut in the mirror and get out there and change may tire! And stop going to the buffet at the Sizzler, you are so damn fat that you look pregnant..."

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What's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?

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Voting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.
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#18

05-16-2011, 09:48 AM

Originally posted by Neil View Post

I'd bet money that the baby was conceived in the car that tire came from.

I agree with this but really whyyyyyyyyyyyyy? Nobody wants to see that. LOL

Whos your Daddy?
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Denny

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#19

05-16-2011, 09:54 AM

Fucking ricers and their Hondas...

"But the Civic is part of the family!"
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Sean88gt

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#20

05-16-2011, 09:57 AM

Her: I love you, husband and father of our child

Him: had I whited your stomach like the walls of these tires I wouldn't be fucking trapped right now with the only exit strategy being to page Doc Martin to the unloading zone.
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Duncan

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#21

05-16-2011, 10:17 AM

A Firestone "Baby Killer" Wilderness smear ad from Goodyear maybe?
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78X

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#22

05-16-2011, 10:50 AM

looks like an ex of mine
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Denny

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#23

05-16-2011, 11:04 AM

Originally posted by 78X View Post

looks like an ex of mine

Did he wear an earring and have a tire fettish too?
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78X

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#24

05-16-2011, 11:06 AM

Originally posted by Denny View Post

Did he wear an earring and have a tire fettish too?

yes and cupped my balls as he went deep on me
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aggie97

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#25

05-16-2011, 01:01 PM

Originally posted by Big A View Post

Not in the slightest.

I did hear yet again last night that I resemble Christian Bale. This was from a sober bartender, but I still don't see the likeness.

Quit going to Gay bars....he was probably just hitting on you!
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bcoop

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#26

05-16-2011, 01:21 PM

man those tits are big...

Originally posted by BradM

But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.

Originally posted by Leah

In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.
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MutherjuggZ

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#27

05-16-2011, 01:40 PM

Originally posted by Big A View Post

Not in the slightest.

I did hear yet again last night that I resemble Christian Bale. This was from a sober bartender, but I still don't see the likeness.

I absolutely see the resemblence. Not bad Aaron!
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I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!
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Cannon88

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#28

05-16-2011, 01:43 PM

That dude kind of resembles Steve-O.
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appelingogt

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#29

05-16-2011, 01:46 PM

"Now you take this preggo pic with my spinner or your NEVER riding in my civic again bitch!!!"

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MutherjuggZ

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#30

05-16-2011, 01:48 PM

Originally posted by bcoop View Post

man those tits are big...

Not really... however that's certainly not the most disturbing part of this picture. Out of it all, the guy is the creepiest addition to that photo LOL

Originally posted by Vertnut

I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!
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