Powerful Little Firecracker

[90GT50]

Do they still make the old style M80s? I know my friend in HS used to get some decent fireworks from Mexico from his uncle that were pretty fucking potent.

[Vertnut]

Do they still make the old style M80s? I know my friend in HS used to get some decent fireworks from Mexico from his uncle that were pretty fucking potent.

I haven't seen them in many years.

[helosailor]

Joe Dirt: So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis?
Kicking Wing: No.
Joe Dirt: Oh come on, man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
Kicking Wing: No, I don't.
Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
Joe Dirt: Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.

[Josh.0]

DO want.

[03trubluGT]

What about the cherry bombs that would disentigrate a toilet?

[Rreemo]

That was French, correct? If so the only way that video could have been better is if the frenchy had put it in his mouth before lighting it up!

[Somewhere in Time]

Bad ass!! Why is it that everything we have now is so pussified damn it.

[turbostang]

Fuck!

[Cannon88]

Joe Dirt: So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis?
Kicking Wing: No.
Joe Dirt: Oh come on, man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
Kicking Wing: No, I don't.
Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
Joe Dirt: Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.

Excellent! First thing I think of anytime someone mentions firecrackers.

[Texican]

Last 4th of July a buddy of mine got sparkler bomb shrapnel in his ass and leg, some of you may know him!

[red90cobra]

the good ole days were the best. too toned down now.