What is it with people….

[NTexas_V-Star]

…that feel like it's their right to climb on and sit on another persons bike. Drives me up the fucking wall!! This customer who will remain unnamed is already a cocksucker; rude as hell, unreasonable, you name it. However, his checks always clear and his card never declines.

I walk into the office earlier to find an answer to a question of his, while he decides to answer a cell call. I walk outside with the information, and that motherfucker is sitting on my GSXR like he owns it. I blew up.

"Mr. Customer, please get off my bike"

He ignores me.

"Mr. Customer (louder), get off my bike!!"

Dismissively waves hand.

"First Name,(VERY loudly) how'd you like it if I grab your wife's ass the next time I see her?"


That got a reaction. We had a discussion. And I still got the sale.

[dsrtuckteezy]

that is a big no no. if i caught someone sitting on my bike, i would blow a gasket, and the shit i would say would probably lead to a fight and somebody getting their ass beat...and it wouldnt be me.

[NTexas_V-Star]

that is a big no no. if i caught someone sitting on my bike, i would blow a gasket, and the shit i would say would probably lead to a fight and somebody getting their ass beat...and it wouldnt be me.

My feelings, right there. Had this not been a paying customer, shit would've gone differently.

[YALE]

People do that shit? Jesus.

[BradM]

I'm going to go up there and rub my nuts on your grips.

[bird_dog0347]

People do that shit? Jesus.

All the time... I came out to a parking lot once and a lady had her shit all piled on my bike while loading her kids in the car and the doors open. I just layed my helmet, gloves, and jacket on the roof of her car and she got all mad at me asking what I was thinking... I about came unglued except she had small kids with her.

[lowthreeohz]

Matt, you have more restraint than i.

[NTexas_V-Star]

I'm going to go up there and rub my nuts on your grips.

Don't make promises you aren't going to keep.

[BradM]

Don't make promises you aren't going to keep.

It is a little chilly out...

[NTexas_V-Star]

Matt, you have more restraint than i.

I've been working on my temper. Still, like I said, had it not been a paying customer, things would've been more interesting.

[lowthreeohz]

fuck working on your temper, work on your aim.

[NTexas_V-Star]

fuck working on your temper, work on your aim.

The aim is perfectly fine…from a draw…on the move…from cover…advancing or retreating. Not a bullet worthy event, for sure. Until the bike gets knocked over; then I'll reconsider.

[BP]

I won't even sit on a bike at a dealership unless a sales person is with me.

[ceyko]

Those "people" are assholes. It always drives me nuts when people feel like they can just lean on your car too when standing around and talking. I don't care too much if a truck or all that much with my daily driver (I'll still say something) but when I had my Mustang...it just had me in awe a little bit. Spend hours buffing/polishing/claybar'ing the damned thing...

[JP135]

"First Name,(VERY loudly) how'd you like it if I grab your wife's ass the next time I see her?"

Well played.

I get so tired of self-entitled people.