Uh, looks like I bought another'n...

[Snatch Napkin]

That really blows Robert. Id have had a damn bonfire already, I respect your patience.

You have no idea how many times I've thought about firebombing all kinds of things.

If it weren't for karma catching the mechanic that started all of this, then I would have already seen the holding cell for a weekend.

He gets to serve in the big house for a few years on some felony charges and he's not a fighter of any kind, unless he's fighting a chick.

[Cobraman]

Fuck dude, I have 3 goddamn bikes available, we just need to pick a date.

I assume it will have to be sometime in October. Waiting on Robert to get his shit goin and everyone to be in town.

[dsrtuckteezy]

a bandit 1200 (naked being the only way to go imo) will outshine that duc in every aspect....i'd keep the 12 for sure

[kingjason]

2006 Ducati Multistrada Dark. Waiting for it to get back to my side of town, my buddy picked it up at an auction. He's got one similar, called me and let me know he bought me one...:scared1:

Hope I like it, ive got to sell my Star and my Bandit to pay for it.

Wait a minute.............Did you just say a dude bought you a bike? Uh huhhh.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Wait a minute.............Did you just say a dude bought you a bike? Uh huhhh.

jelous?

[kingjason]

Are you familiar with the term "beard".

Maybe a little

[Baron Von Crowder]

Are you familiar with the term "beard".

Maybe a little

1. Beard 2959 up, 726 down

Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.
Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.
buy beard mugs & shirts
by Rob Oct 29, 2004 share this add a video
2. beard 1739 up, 595 down

a man or woman used as a cover for a gay partner
poor Jenny, she has no idea that she's been Allen's beard for the past 5 years
buy beard mugs & shirts
cover true partner out of the closet in the closet closeted
by meadow soprano Sep 23, 2005 share this add a video
3. Beard 954 up, 483 down

The single most manly, and great thing a man can do. To have a beard is to be a true man. If you have a beard, show it off proudly, and enjoy the satisfaction of the envy in the eyes of people around you who don't have beards. If you don't have a beard, grow one. If you cant grow one and your not past puberty yet, hold out my young friend, your time will come. If you don't have a beard and your past puberty, go get that sex change you know you need.
True men that had beards: Jesus, Abe Lincoln, Paul Bunyan, Billy Mays, Jim Henson, George Washington Carver, Zach Galifianakis, Bill Murray, Macho Man Randy Savage, and many more.

[kingjason]

1. Beard 2959 up, 726 down

Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.
Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.
buy beard mugs & shirts
by Rob Oct 29, 2004 share this add a video
2. beard 1739 up, 595 down

a man or woman used as a cover for a gay partner
poor Jenny, she has no idea that she's been Allen's beard for the past 5 years
buy beard mugs & shirts
cover true partner out of the closet in the closet closeted
by meadow soprano Sep 23, 2005 share this add a video
3. Beard 954 up, 483 down

The single most manly, and great thing a man can do. To have a beard is to be a true man. If you have a beard, show it off proudly, and enjoy the satisfaction of the envy in the eyes of people around you who don't have beards. If you don't have a beard, grow one. If you cant grow one and your not past puberty yet, hold out my young friend, your time will come. If you don't have a beard and your past puberty, go get that sex change you know you need.
True men that had beards: Jesus, Abe Lincoln, Paul Bunyan, Billy Mays, Jim Henson, George Washington Carver, Zach Galifianakis, Bill Murray, Macho Man Randy Savage, and many more.

Your wife.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Your wife.

dammit. Why do I like pussy so much then?

[Adam]

Personally I love the newer multi's. If they weren't so damn high it might be a consideration for my next bike.

[Baron Von Crowder]

So I put a battery in it and its all good to go. Completely different kind of bike than the bandit. I can't say I like it better or worse, since the two are so different. I will say the multi fits me me as a tall person a bit more comfortably. The bandit is so much faster, while the multi feels a bit more like a dual sport.

[Rough Customer]

George Washington Carver was beardless but I theorize that he was gay.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Well hello, Random.

[kingjason]

Well hello, Random.

I am not really, totally sure, but he may have just agreed with me.

[Baron Von Crowder]

I am not really, totally sure, but he may have just agreed with me.

Do you push your own head down Jason?