Post your women (sexist) jokes here

[openroadracer]

why do women have legs?
so their feet don't smell like pussy.

[Rreemo]

What do you say to a woman that has two black eyes?


Should have listened the first time!

..nothing she ain't already heard at least twice!

[Spritle]

Definition of a woman: Vaginal life support

[threefortytwo]

Hi-jacked from the www:

Want to hear a funny joke?
Women's rights

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?
When the old one starts saying, "do your share!"

Why did God make woman last?
He didn't want someone telling him what to do.

Why don't women go to the moon?
It hasn't needed any cleaning yet.

What's the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

[fbodyjohnny]

hahahaaaaa!!!! keep'em comin

[johnny--2k]

how many men does it take to open a beer?
none, it should be open by the time the bitch brings it to you.


whats the best part about a blow job?
its one of the few times you can get anything into a womans head straight.


Why are most hurricanes named after women?
when they cum they're wet and wild, when they leave they take your house and car


dog and wife both in the back yard nagging, who do you let in?
dog, at least it'll shut the fuck up


what do you know youve done wrong if your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen and nagging?
made her chain too long


how many men does it take to change a light bulb?
fuck it, let the bitch cook in the dark