Post your women (sexist) jokes here

[Buglemintoday]

Why do women have smaller feet then men?
So they can stand closer to the sink.

What do 3 million abused women do wrong each year?
They dont fuckin listen.

What is the definition of "making love" ?
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her









I know DFWMustangs has got to have some good ones! Post up!

[Mysticcobrakilla]

What do you say to a woman that has two black eyes?


Should have listened the first time!

[Baron Von Crowder]

What do you say to a woman that has two black eyes?


Nothing, you've already told her twice!

fixed.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Why did the woman cross the road?

Wait, WTF is she doing out of the kitchen and who gave her those shoes?

[Baron Von Crowder]

Why do women have two sets of lips?

So they can piss and moan at the same time.

[BradM]

What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette.

[4EyedTurd]

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?


Cause she was a woman.


If a tree falls on a woman and no one is around to hear it.......what was she doing out of the kitchen?

[clevelandkid]

What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?

A bitch that can't cook or do laundry.



What do you call the useless piece of skin around the vagina?

A woman.

[Buglemintoday]

Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my cock

[SlowLX]

How come women can't drive?
Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, feminists can't change anything.

[S_K]

What do you do when your wife loses her watch?

Nothing - there's a clock on the stove.

[SNEAKY]

why do brides wear white?

so your dishwasher matches your stove and refrigerator.

[SNEAKY]

woman who put man in doghouse
soon find him in cat house

[jdgregory84]

What's the first thing a woman should do after leaving the womens abuse shelter?

Get back in the kitchen if she knows what's good for her.

Why did God make women?

You think he's gonna do his own laundry?

What's the difference between a woman and a catfish?

One's a bottom-feeding scum sucker, the other is a fish.

[Rotortrash]

Why do Brides always smile?

They know they've given their last blow-job.


What's the cure for sex addiction?

Wedding Cake.


Why did we invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.


Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

If they drug them by their feet, they filled up with dirt.



Last but not least, a statement;

If God had meant for women to be pilots, it wouldn't be a cockpit, it would be a boxoffice.:shock: