Obama Joke

[pHILSANITY07]

So there are 3 kids Bobby, Joe, and Derek fishing at a lake when they see a guy drowning. So the quickly jump out of the boat and get him and bring him to shore. After they help him the 3 kids relize its Barack Obama.

Obama - For saving my life I will grant you whatever you want.

Joe- I want the best laptop

Obama - Done, you got it.

Bobby - I want all my college tuition in the future paid.

Obama - Taken care of.

Derek - I want the best motorized wheelchair with all the bells and whistles you can have.

Obama - But your 10 years old and you look healthy and fine. Why do you need a wheelchair.

Derek - Cause I'm going to need it after I tell my dad I saved your life.

[houstondallas]

In before wrong forum post

[Binky]

...and it was a stupid joke to boot.

[Leah]

Seriously? Are the testosterone levels in the atmosphere low lately or what? Forum titles, people. Check them out.

[scootro]

President Obama had two contractors come to the White House to give him bids on painting the Oval Office. The Republican painter offered to do the job 700 dollars. Obama then asked the Democrat if he could do better.

The second painter answered, "Sure. I'll paint the Oval Office for 250,700 dollars." Obama was surprised at the figure and asked for an explanation so the painter replied, "That will be a 125,000 dollars in kickbacks for you, a 125,000 dollars in profits for me and then 700 dollars to subcontract the actual work to the Republican." Guess which contractor got the job?