and came upon a hole in the ground.
First Hunter: "That's some hole .. I wonder how deep it is?"
Second Hunter: " I dunno, let's throw somethin' down and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
First Hunter: "There's an old transmission here, gimme a hand and we'll throw it in."
So they pick it up and throw it in. While they listen over the edge, they hear rustling in the brush behind them. They see a goat come crashing through the brush and jumps head first into the hole.
Soon an old farmer walks up. "Say there,you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did ya?" First hunter says, " Funny you should ask. A goat came running out of the bushes doin' about 100 miles an hour and jumped head first into this hole."
The old farmer said, "That's impossible .. I had him chained to a transmission!"
First Hunter: "That's some hole .. I wonder how deep it is?"
Second Hunter: " I dunno, let's throw somethin' down and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
First Hunter: "There's an old transmission here, gimme a hand and we'll throw it in."
So they pick it up and throw it in. While they listen over the edge, they hear rustling in the brush behind them. They see a goat come crashing through the brush and jumps head first into the hole.
Soon an old farmer walks up. "Say there,you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did ya?" First hunter says, " Funny you should ask. A goat came running out of the bushes doin' about 100 miles an hour and jumped head first into this hole."
The old farmer said, "That's impossible .. I had him chained to a transmission!"
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