Computer nerds, in here (Cloud people especially!)

[yellowstang]

I recently went back to work at Citi, and my department has 4 openings. I think they job description has way more duties than will be needed, to mainly weed out idiots. Anyone with AWS, PCF (Pivitol Cloud Foundry) experience would be welcome! Any TIBCO experience (doubtful) would be a huge plus, as would any middleware/application development experience.

Job title: Cloud and DevOps Solutions Specialist
It is a C13 level, or VP position.

If you want to apply, let me know via PM or email - arlingtontexas45 at yahoo.com

Click Me for job description/link

[Craizie]

I saw a cloud that looked like a T-rex, once.

Although, now that I think about it... It could have been Godzilla.

Not sure. I was high as fuck!

Anyways. Who do I send my resume to?

[yellowstang]

Check your PM's, I'll send the email address to send it too.

[Craizie]

I appreciate the PM, but I didn't think anyone would take my post seriously!

[yellowstang]

It's too late. I've already scheduled your interview!

[Craizie]

Shit, let me read up on some IT buzz words. I got this.

[yellowstang]

Shit, buzz words would be enough after one of the interviews today.
Guy had a 6 page, front and back resume, and did not know shit! Who prints out a resume that fricken big! Condense it, and stop with all the BS you did, and have no clue about it!

[juiceweezl]

Just list SVO as reference. Hired!