Newish neighborhood and the vultures are fuckin out. These dick heads dont know what "I'm not interested" means anymore. I made this and it worked on the first guy but there was a lady yesterday that I saw on the doorbell cam walk right up and read it and then ring the fuckin bell anyways.... I cant wait for the next time I'm home and this happens. I'm dying to know what the response is when I ask them if they know what "no fuckin soliciting" means.
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Back in my roofing days we saw a guy that had a big ornate sign made, and it was right above the doorbell. No way anyone could ever miss it. It said something like:
"I don't care what it is, what you want, or what you need. Just go away."
As for my house the sticker on the door from walmart seems to work fine. Sounds like you need some yard signs.WH
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One's I get lately won't wring the bell if there's a camera on it. instead they knock on the door, yell "HELLO" several times, and wave their hand in the little window at the top of the door. they do this for about a minute then move on to the next one. I have not been home when this turd comes by yet, but I really want to be. My normal response to these shit bags is to ask them for their permit and if they don't show it to me I ask them if they want to wait for the cops or try to GTFO before they get here. Denton PD are bigger ass holes to door to door people than I am. It's always good for a laugh.
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Originally posted by 4bangen View PostDenton PD are bigger ass holes to door to door people than I am. It's always good for a laugh.
Oh yeah I had a video of two guys reading my sign and pushing the button anyway. We were fostering a not very well trained pit mix at the time and he'd go fucking ballistic when that door bell went off. They still tried to get me to switch electricity providers while I was holding back 35 pounds of teeth.
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Originally posted by BP View PostBenbrook requires them to wear a neon vest, name tag and have a permit signed by the chief of police. It's slowed them down dramatically but I'll still get a couple of roofing guys every time we get some strong winds. I just started telling them it's a rental and IDGAF. It's easier than hearing them tell me how they can get my insurance to cover it.
Oh yeah I had a video of two guys reading my sign and pushing the button anyway. We were fostering a not very well trained pit mix at the time and he'd go fucking ballistic when that door bell went off. They still tried to get me to switch electricity providers while I was holding back 35 pounds of teeth.
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Just before I moved out here. I lived in Azle and had a guy ring my doorbell at 10pm on a school night. It was some black guy I think I couldn't tell with all the ink all over his face so I answer the door with my shotgun. He takes 3 huge steps back and starts screaming like a little girl. I said who the fuck are you and what the fuck do you want? He said I'm in the neighborhood selling magazine subscriptions! I told him it would be best if he got the hell out of here before someone shoots him
I said nobody buys magazine subscriptions anymore and you walking around like you look at this time of night you're gonna wind up on the morning news. Get the fuck out of here! A busted ass blue and red Geo metro pulled up and they took off.
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