For those of us not planning to vote this November due to the utter drudge we have to pick from at the top of the ticket, I have an idea.
We should take this opportunity to cast our vote for the godfather of the creation of the universe and puppet master of Turkey, SVO855 as President of the United States.
It wouldn't be that hard.
Minor effort and a lot of alcohol could combine in a victory for SVO in several counties... easily besting Mickey Mouse who had a total of 0 votes in Tarrant county last election. Heck, Willie Nelson only had 8!
SVO855 is just as qualified to lead this nation as Hillary, Trump or Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, porn star and five-time ultimate smackdown wrestling champion.
So let's go vote SVO!!!
We should take this opportunity to cast our vote for the godfather of the creation of the universe and puppet master of Turkey, SVO855 as President of the United States.
It wouldn't be that hard.
Minor effort and a lot of alcohol could combine in a victory for SVO in several counties... easily besting Mickey Mouse who had a total of 0 votes in Tarrant county last election. Heck, Willie Nelson only had 8!
SVO855 is just as qualified to lead this nation as Hillary, Trump or Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, porn star and five-time ultimate smackdown wrestling champion.
So let's go vote SVO!!!
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