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    A Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco.
    While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike,
    life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly
    striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner
    and asked, "How much for the bronze rat ?"

    "Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat and
    $100 for the story," said the wise old Chinaman.

    The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you
    can keep the story".

    As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist
    noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had
    begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began
    walking faster.

    A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the
    herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.
    Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay.

    Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that
    the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming
    toward him faster and faster.

    Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the
    bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay.

    Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the
    bronze rat and were all drowned.
    The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown .

    "Ahhh," said the owner, "You come back for story?"

    "No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat.

  • #2
    I like it.
    Half of history is hiding the past.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by sc281 View Post
      A Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco.
      While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike,
      life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly
      striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner
      and asked, "How much for the bronze rat ?"

      "Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat and
      $100 for the story," said the wise old Chinaman.

      The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you
      can keep the story".

      As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist
      noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had
      begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began
      walking faster.

      A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the
      herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.
      Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay.

      Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that
      the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming
      toward him faster and faster.

      Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the
      bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay.

      Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the
      bronze rat and were all drowned.
      The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown .

      "Ahhh," said the owner, "You come back for story?"

      "No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat.
      key words

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      • #4
        Me put pee pee in your coke?

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        • #5
          How about a bronze nay nay? We all know they cant swim anyways. Hell just toss some fried chicken and watermelon in the water no need for a bronze anything.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by inline 6 View Post
            How about a bronze nay nay? We all know they cant swim anyways. Hell just toss some fried chicken and watermelon in the water no need for a bronze anything.

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            • #7
              If you wouldn't try so damn hard to earn every stereotype black people get stuck with, you might not have to hear them on here.

              Being typed as a dindu is a direct effect of you acting like a dindu.* I would've thought you'd have at least accidentally learned that by now.

              But alas, naynay dindu nuffin and can't understand why whitey's got him down.


              *I plan to publish my finding of this relationship, which I have dubbed "The First law of dindudynamics", in the preeminent peer reviewed medium for the subject - ebony magazine.
              Last edited by sc281; 01-17-2016, 05:55 PM.

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              • #8
                lmao @ "dindudynamics"

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by sc281 View Post
                  If you wouldn't try so damn hard to earn every stereotype black people get stuck with, you might not have to hear them on here.

                  Being typed as a dindu is a direct effect of you acting like a dindu.* I would've thought you'd have at least accidentally learned that by now.

                  But alas, naynay dindu nuffin and can't understand why whitey's got him down.


                  *I plan to publish my finding of this relationship, which I have dubbed "The First law of dindudynamics", in the preeminent peer reviewed medium for the subject - ebony magazine.
                  Interesting theory. After extensive peer review, I have duplicated your findings. I look forward to presenting you the Nobel Peace Prize in Dindudynamics in Geneva.
                  I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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