Hagel resigning!

[Denny]

I'd like to announce that the President has accepted my request to be Sec of Defense. Please standby while I get this shit sorted.

There goes the neighborhood.

[68RR]

Go Get'em Frost!!

[kingjason]

There goes the neighborhood.

He's probably calculating how many nukes he needs!

[helosailor]

He's probably calculating how many nukes he needs!

And the answer is, "ALL of them!".

[Denny]

How many ya need?

How many ya got?

[Forever_frost]

Tell me that we'd have anyone in the world speaking a single bad word about the United States with me in charge of the military and our defense posture. I'd bring back the judicious use of napalm as an introduction to negotiations.

[Denny]

But... the Sec of Def isn't really calling those shots.

[racrguy]

Tell me that we'd have anyone in the world speaking a single bad word about the United States with me in charge of the military and our defense posture. I'd bring back the judicious use of napalm as an introduction to negotiations.

The United States is pretty fucked up right now, has been for a while too.

[Forever_frost]

But... the Sec of Def isn't really calling those shots.

No, he's not right now. I'm also considering a military coup. Someone who thinks we have a Marine Corpse has no right commanding them.

[Forever_frost]

The United States is pretty fucked up right now, has been for a while too.

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Napalm.

[racrguy]

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Napalm.

You wouldn't dare!

[racrguy]

No, he's not right now. I'm also considering a military coup. Someone who thinks we have a Marine Corpse has no right commanding them.

That's not what the Constitution says.

[Forever_frost]

That's not what the Constitution says.

"Who cares?"
-Hillary Clinton

"When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation."
-Declaration of Independence

[Chas_svo]

And the answer is, "ALL of them!".

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[Treadhead]

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Napalm.