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  • Lmao at this motherfucker

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    • Originally posted by racrguy View Post
      Fourthed.

      Tony would hit it.
      Give Tony some credit.

      Originally posted by Gargamel View Post
      Nothing shouts "class" like posting about gang-banging a guy's wife in front of him on a message board.

      Nothing shouts class like talking about your wife's mediocre tits on the internet all the time, like she is the only woman on the planet with a pair of them. This goes for her, as well. And as it has been pointed out, no one aside from Phil was interested, and he'd fuck a knothole in a fence post. That's why we love him. Just what in the fuck is wrong with you two?

      As for bringing back threads, I also nailed Leah with an oldy last night. I use the search function regularly to keep my memory refreshed and kill boredom, and if I come across something funny, I bump it for my fellow bored masses. It's really a public service. Talk to her about starting threads like that if you're upset at becoming other people's entertainment, rather than blaming a bystander. Gotta love people with victim personalities.

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      • Originally posted by talisman View Post
        Give Tony some credit.




        Nothing shouts class like talking about your wife's mediocre tits on the internet all the time, like she is the only woman on the planet with a pair of them. This goes for her, as well. And as it has been pointed out, no one aside from Phil was interested, and he'd fuck a knothole in a fence post. That's why we love him. Just what in the fuck is wrong with you two?

        As for bringing back threads, I also nailed Leah with an oldy last night. I use the search function regularly to keep my memory refreshed and kill boredom, and if I come across something funny, I bump it for my fellow bored masses. It's really a public service. Talk to her about starting threads like that if you're upset at becoming other people's entertainment, rather than blaming a bystander. Gotta love people with victim personalities.
        Now that inst fair, I did fain some interest.
        "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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        • Originally posted by talisman View Post
          Nothing shouts class like talking about your wife's mediocre tits on the internet all the time, like she is the only woman on the planet with a pair of them. This goes for her, as well. And as it has been pointed out, no one aside from Phil was interested, and he'd fuck a knothole in a fence post. That's why we love him. Just what in the fuck is wrong with you two?
          We've been through this before where you state that I do nothing but post about my wife's attributes, and you couldn't back up your accusation other than a handful of threads over thousands.

          The Hooters thread yesterday was started by a conversation at work, Smurfette didn't even know it existed until she was surfing on her cell.

          In fact, if there is anyone with any sort of obsession with Smurfette it would be you as you continuously demonstrate.

          Sorry to disappoint you, but she kinda goes for guys that don't view women (even ones they don't like) as "cum receptacles".

          But then again, that's how you roll so it shouldn't be surprising.

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          • Originally posted by Gargamel View Post
            We've been through this before where you state that I do nothing but post about my wife's attributes, and you couldn't back up your accusation other than a handful of threads over thousands.

            The Hooters thread yesterday was started by a conversation at work, Smurfette didn't even know it existed until she was surfing on her cell.

            In fact, if there is anyone with any sort of obsession with Smurfette it would be you as you continuously demonstrate.

            Sorry to disappoint you, but she kinda goes for guys that don't view women (even ones they don't like) as "cum receptacles".

            But then again, that's how you roll so it shouldn't be surprising.

            Originally posted by Gargamel View Post
            Smurfette and I were sitting in Hooters getting some wings a while back and the subject came up that the "visual stimuli" there has vastly decreased in quality the last decade or so.

            You can't even keep up with your own lies, huh? This isn't about me, but if you want to turn it around you're going to have to try a lot harder than that. Me being jealous of your psychotic moron of a wife is laughable.

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            • "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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              • Originally posted by talisman View Post
                You can't even keep up with your own lies, huh? This isn't about me, but if you want to turn it around you're going to have to try a lot harder than that.
                How is that a lie?

                What does any of that have to do about her knowing (or not) that I posted a thread about it?

                It coincided with the conversation here at work (about a recent experience that I had) and I started a post because I thought it was interesting.

                Where the hell did my wife's tits come in the conversation? (oh yea, you brought it up...)

                You're trying too hard.....

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                • Originally posted by Gargamel
                  What does any of that have to do about her knowing that I posted a thread about it?

                  Nothing. You're looking at the wrong half of the bolded quote.

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                  • Originally posted by Smurfette View Post
                    Back when I worked there (96) we bounced, blew bubbles, had our shirts tight as we could under our tits and made a shit ton of money..I worked at the NRH location and there was a pregnant waitress who filed a lawsuit because of the uniform. The minute they stopped making you try on the uniform and spin before the hired you...everything fell apart
                    Originally posted by Gargamel View Post

                    Where the hell did my wife's tits come in the conversation?

                    You're trying too hard.....
                    God you're a fucking idiot.

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                      • Catfight!!

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                        • Originally posted by talisman View Post
                          God you're a fucking idiot.
                          Dude, you seem to be obsessed with whether or not the words "tits" and "Smurfette" are in the same thread..... get over it.... the sun will rise again in the east.

                          Feel free to rely on your search function and internet ninja skillz to help you feel better.

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                          • Here's another one for ya....

                            TITS --- SMURFETTE

                            Feel free to catalog it for future reference.

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                            • Originally posted by Gargamel View Post
                              Dude, you seem to be obsessed with whether or not the words "tits" and "Smurfette" are in the same thread..... get over it.... the sun will rise again in the east.

                              Feel free to rely on your search function and internet ninja skillz to help you feel better.

                              Yes, that's what happened. I'd say you're as dumb as a box of fucking rocks, but I wouldn't want to talk badly about rocks.

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                              • Originally posted by talisman View Post
                                Yes, that's what happened. I'd say you're as dumb as a box of fucking rocks, but I wouldn't want to talk badly about rocks.
                                I'm sure you'd say a lot of things, and they may be incorrect.

                                I'd say that you are a self important douche bag that relies on degrading others in order to feel better about himself.

                                But of course, I could be incorrect.

                                It's like trying to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

                                The world may never know....

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