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Originally posted by racrguy View PostFourthed.
Tony would hit it.
Originally posted by Gargamel View PostNothing shouts "class" like posting about gang-banging a guy's wife in front of him on a message board.
Nothing shouts class like talking about your wife's mediocre tits on the internet all the time, like she is the only woman on the planet with a pair of them. This goes for her, as well. And as it has been pointed out, no one aside from Phil was interested, and he'd fuck a knothole in a fence post. That's why we love him. Just what in the fuck is wrong with you two?
As for bringing back threads, I also nailed Leah with an oldy last night. I use the search function regularly to keep my memory refreshed and kill boredom, and if I come across something funny, I bump it for my fellow bored masses. It's really a public service. Talk to her about starting threads like that if you're upset at becoming other people's entertainment, rather than blaming a bystander. Gotta love people with victim personalities.
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Originally posted by talisman View PostGive Tony some credit.
Nothing shouts class like talking about your wife's mediocre tits on the internet all the time, like she is the only woman on the planet with a pair of them. This goes for her, as well. And as it has been pointed out, no one aside from Phil was interested, and he'd fuck a knothole in a fence post. That's why we love him. Just what in the fuck is wrong with you two?
As for bringing back threads, I also nailed Leah with an oldy last night. I use the search function regularly to keep my memory refreshed and kill boredom, and if I come across something funny, I bump it for my fellow bored masses. It's really a public service. Talk to her about starting threads like that if you're upset at becoming other people's entertainment, rather than blaming a bystander. Gotta love people with victim personalities."If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
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Originally posted by talisman View PostNothing shouts class like talking about your wife's mediocre tits on the internet all the time, like she is the only woman on the planet with a pair of them. This goes for her, as well. And as it has been pointed out, no one aside from Phil was interested, and he'd fuck a knothole in a fence post. That's why we love him. Just what in the fuck is wrong with you two?
The Hooters thread yesterday was started by a conversation at work, Smurfette didn't even know it existed until she was surfing on her cell.
In fact, if there is anyone with any sort of obsession with Smurfette it would be you as you continuously demonstrate.
Sorry to disappoint you, but she kinda goes for guys that don't view women (even ones they don't like) as "cum receptacles".
But then again, that's how you roll so it shouldn't be surprising.
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Originally posted by Gargamel View PostWe've been through this before where you state that I do nothing but post about my wife's attributes, and you couldn't back up your accusation other than a handful of threads over thousands.
The Hooters thread yesterday was started by a conversation at work, Smurfette didn't even know it existed until she was surfing on her cell.
In fact, if there is anyone with any sort of obsession with Smurfette it would be you as you continuously demonstrate.
Sorry to disappoint you, but she kinda goes for guys that don't view women (even ones they don't like) as "cum receptacles".
But then again, that's how you roll so it shouldn't be surprising.
Originally posted by Gargamel View PostSmurfette and I were sitting in Hooters getting some wings a while back and the subject came up that the "visual stimuli" there has vastly decreased in quality the last decade or so.
You can't even keep up with your own lies, huh? This isn't about me, but if you want to turn it around you're going to have to try a lot harder than that. Me being jealous of your psychotic moron of a wife is laughable.
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Originally posted by talisman View PostYou can't even keep up with your own lies, huh? This isn't about me, but if you want to turn it around you're going to have to try a lot harder than that.
What does any of that have to do about her knowing (or not) that I posted a thread about it?
It coincided with the conversation here at work (about a recent experience that I had) and I started a post because I thought it was interesting.
Where the hell did my wife's tits come in the conversation? (oh yea, you brought it up...)
You're trying too hard.....
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Originally posted by Smurfette View PostBack when I worked there (96) we bounced, blew bubbles, had our shirts tight as we could under our tits and made a shit ton of money..I worked at the NRH location and there was a pregnant waitress who filed a lawsuit because of the uniform. The minute they stopped making you try on the uniform and spin before the hired you...everything fell apartOriginally posted by Gargamel View Post
Where the hell did my wife's tits come in the conversation?
You're trying too hard.....
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Originally posted by talisman View PostGod you're a fucking idiot.
Feel free to rely on your search function and internet ninja skillz to help you feel better.
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Originally posted by Gargamel View PostDude, you seem to be obsessed with whether or not the words "tits" and "Smurfette" are in the same thread..... get over it.... the sun will rise again in the east.
Feel free to rely on your search function and internet ninja skillz to help you feel better.
Yes, that's what happened. I'd say you're as dumb as a box of fucking rocks, but I wouldn't want to talk badly about rocks.
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Originally posted by talisman View PostYes, that's what happened. I'd say you're as dumb as a box of fucking rocks, but I wouldn't want to talk badly about rocks.
I'd say that you are a self important douche bag that relies on degrading others in order to feel better about himself.
But of course, I could be incorrect.
It's like trying to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.
The world may never know....
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