Copulation Face is GONE!!

[talisman]

I think they need Jeremy Clarkson.

Can't wait to see his Twitter reaction since those two go at it like teenage girls on there.

[Trip McNeely]

I think they need Jeremy Clarkson.

Yeah right. He has the best job in the world. Why on Earth would he go to CNN unless they got the rights to Top Gear. He probably still wouldn't go.

[GrayStangGT]

LMAO

Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson 5h
I'm feeling strangely contented this morning. I wonder if something wonderful has happened somewhere.

Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson 5h
I understand that Nigerian TV is looking for a new chat show host. Anyone got any suggestions?

Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson 6h
Hmm. Morgan has told us for years that his ratings are sky high. So obv he wasn't sacked for that reason. Why else could it be, I wonder?

[talisman]

^hahahaha, I knew it!

[lowthreeohz]

im surprised it lasted as long as it did, who wants to listen to a whiny brit talk about American politics? hang him as far as i care.

[Mach1]

I was thinking a different fuckhead.

x3

[68RR]

Wish this was Piers...



One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin . As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin ("fixin" in Texas means: Is ready and has the means or abilities to take action) to jump...


She stopped her car, rolled down the window, and said, "Please don't jump! Think of your dear mother and father."


He replied, "My mom and dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."


She said, "Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children."


He replied, "I'm not married, and I don't have any kids."


She said, "Well, then just remember the Alamo ."


He replied, ''What's the Alamo?''


She replied, ''Well bless your heart ...just go ahead and jump, you little Yankee Democrat Bastard!''

[soap]

[CJ]

[soap]

Looking at his pic. Is it just me or all liberals have that stupid look on their face, That Screams liberal?

[BMCSean]

It's no " I'll lick the asshole of your dead body like I lick the foam off this beer" look, but you might have a point...

[YALE]

Looking at his pic. Is it just me or all liberals have that stupid look on their face, That Screams liberal?

It's Smug. South Park covered it thoroughly.

[Pokulski-Blatz]

It's no " I'll lick the asshole of your dead body like I lick the foam off this beer" look, but you might have a point...

[Nash B.]

A graphic slamming him probably isn't going to use the most flattering image of him.

[CJ]

I had to laugh at how bad of a pic it was. Its like drudge.