Straws are great for shooting spit wads...... I'm sure there next on the banned list!
And Christie could be a front runner for president...................
We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the the pursuit of happiness......, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive to these Ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government,
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I'm posting from my phone, probably while driving. Expect typoes.......
"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler
Can you throw a rock, brick, bottle, midget (excuse me, little person)? Better register those hands.
"It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."
Can you throw a rock, brick, bottle, midget (excuse me, little person)? Better register those hands.
"Sir, I have a question!"
"What would that be?"
"With this new set of laws, would we need to register our hands for "beating meat", if ya catch my drift?"
"Errr....Actually, with 9 movements or less in under 1ft of motion, you will be allowed to do so without registration! Go over, and the meatpolice will be haulin' you off dick-in-hand."
Originally posted by Buzzo
Some dudes jump out of airplanes, I fuck hookers without condoms.
how much time for a rubber band gun?
are sling shots next
then knives forks, hammers, axes, sharp sticks and pencils?
Don't worry about what you can't change.
Do the best you can with what you have.
Be honest, even if it hurts.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" ... Winston Churchill
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