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  • Oregon spends $305MM on Obamacare for 0 signups

    In Oregon, Obamacare is being called an "epic failure" by lawmakers as the state-based exchange continues to fail. It's been nearly two months since the pro-Obamacare state launched their state based exchange site on October 1 and not a single person has been able to sign up. Things have gotten so bad, paper applications and fax machines were brought in to help expedite the process (yes, you read that correctly).

    “I think just about everybody in Oregon is surprised and frustrated with where we are right now,” said Jesse O’Brien, a health care advocate for the Portland-based consumer advocacy group OSPIRG. “With Oregon having a reputation as a state that supports health reform and with a governor that is very enthusiastic, I think everyone was expecting we’d be in a much different position.”

    “It is such an epic failure, literally it’s mind-boggling,” said state Rep. Jason Conger, a Republican from central Oregon who’s running for Sen. Jeff Merkley’s seat next year.

    In addition, we've seen three major security breaches in the past week with Oregon residents receiving the confidential personal information, including full names and social security numbers, belonging to someone else. But the bad news doesn't end there.

    The Oregon exchange came with a $305 million price tag for taxpayers all over the country and not a single person has been enrolled. John Kartch at ATR has the numbers from the Centers for Medicare &Medicaid Services:

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    "Self-government won't work without self-discipline." - Paul Harvey

  • #2
    Hawt damn, 305MM just to make a website that no one can use. Where do I sign up for that job?
    "Yeeeeehhhhhaaaaawwwww that's my jam"

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    • #3
      Never ending Monty Python sketch.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by talisman View Post
        Never ending Monty Python sketch.
        I'm going to make horse trotting sounds with coconuts that some European swallows brought me, the next time Obama walks up to the mic.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Denny View Post
          I'm going to make horse trotting sounds with coconuts that some European swallows brought me, the next time Obama walks up to the mic.
          African swallow IIRC, more fitting anyways

          So glad we got out of Oregon, just another reason right here. At least they didn't waste my tax dollars... oh wait.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by lo3oz View Post
            African swallow IIRC, more fitting anyways

            So glad we got out of Oregon, just another reason right here. At least they didn't waste my tax dollars... oh wait.
            It just depends on the time of year... Migratory patterns play a role.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Denny View Post
              I'm going to make horse trotting sounds with coconuts that some European swallows brought me, the next time Obama walks up to the mic.
              But how can a 5 oz bird carry a 1 lb coconut?
              Scientists do not coddle ideas. They crash test them. They run them into a brick wall at 60 miles per hour and then examine the pieces.

              If the idea is sound, the pieces will be that of the wall.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Maddhattter View Post
                But how can a 5 oz bird carry a 1 lb coconut?
                He could grip it by the husk!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by lo3oz View Post
                  He could grip it by the husk!
                  It's not a matter of where he grips it... It's a simple matter of weight ratio!

                  A 5 oz bird cannot carry a 1 lb coconut.
                  Scientists do not coddle ideas. They crash test them. They run them into a brick wall at 60 miles per hour and then examine the pieces.

                  If the idea is sound, the pieces will be that of the wall.

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                  • #10
                    Well, it doesn't matter (anyways?).

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by lo3oz View Post
                      Well, it doesn't matter (anyways?).
                      Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
                      Scientists do not coddle ideas. They crash test them. They run them into a brick wall at 60 miles per hour and then examine the pieces.

                      If the idea is sound, the pieces will be that of the wall.

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                      • #12
                        I've seen a 10lb eagle snatch up and fly away with a 15lb turkey
                        "Yeeeeehhhhhaaaaawwwww that's my jam"

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Maddhattter View Post
                          Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
                          Nonsense, all that matters is the speed of the treadmill when the bird attempts takeoff.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by juiceweezl View Post
                            Nonsense, all that matters is the speed of the treadmill when the bird attempts takeoff.
                            It only works that way when it's an albatross. Even then, it still has to find the strength to carry the coconut, even if it does get it off the ground.
                            Scientists do not coddle ideas. They crash test them. They run them into a brick wall at 60 miles per hour and then examine the pieces.

                            If the idea is sound, the pieces will be that of the wall.

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                            • #15
                              Why the fuck would a bird want a coconut?

                              320rwhp. 7.67 @ 90mph 1.7 60'

                              DD: 2004 GMC Sierra VHO 6.0 LQ9 324whp 350wtrq

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