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  • Fred Thompson humor - man, he hates Obama

    Random posts by Fred lately:

    In California, a highway had to be shut down after 2,000 used hypodermic needles spilled onto the road.

    Motorists reported being confused, saying they thought it was just a new Obamacare clinic opening.
    CBS News reports that early tests of the Obamacare website in September were all unsuccessful.

    Ah... I see they operate under the Wile. E. Coyote school of project management.
    Since its launch, HealthCare.gov has spawned over 700 fake scam sites that ask for your personal information.

    They're easy to spot, though. They're the sites that actually work.
    Turns out the HHS Inspector General warned that the Obamacare website would be a disaster as far back as August.

    We're only hearing about this now because they FINALLY finished logging in.
    A new survey shows that the American public is more conservative now than at any point since 1952.

    Yes, but the bad news is that all the liberals that died since then are still voting.
    There are now rumors going around that the administration faked the fainting woman at Obama's Obamacare speech. No, it's real. Watch the video closely, and you'll see her looking at her insurance bill.
    The Navy is set to launch its new Zumwalt-class destroyer, the largest ever built. We're now fully prepared to keep people from looking at the Statue of Liberty during the next shutdown.
    The L.A. Times said it will no longer publish letters to the editor that deny that man-made global warming is real.

    Still allowed: letters blaming the Obamacare sign-up website's failure on George Bush.
    A young bear spotted running around in Washington DC was captured and released to a wilderness area in Maryland.

    Sorry fella, amnesty only applies to immigrants that have opposable thumbs to vote with.
    A new report shows that the government only reviewed one bid before awarding the contract to design the Obamacare website.

    Amazing! What are the odds of finding the worst possible contractor on the very first try?
    The CEO of Walmart described America's near-term economic outlook as "tough" and "unpredictable".

    Remember back when that's how people used to describe Americans?
    Colorado, California, and now Maryland have counties that have voted to secede and form their own state.

    If this trend keeps up, Obama will start bragging about being right with his 57 states comment.
    A new report shows that the State Department is spending nearly $30 million on janitorial services for its buildings.

    Why go to outside help? Look how good they are at sweeping things under the rug on Benghazi.
    The WWE was recently embarrassed when 38 upcoming wrestling match outcomes were leaked online.

    Don't take it so hard, fellas. Happens in Chicago elections all the time.
    In the IRS scandal, no liberal organizations have come forward to say they were unfairly targeted.

    Unbelievable. Something liberals AREN'T claiming victim status on.


    Why couldn't we have gotten him in office?

  • #2
    lmfao @ the Statue of Liberty and 57 states comments. I'm gonna steal one of 'em.

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    • #3
      Racist...

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      • #4
        Because Americans are fucking idiots that want free shit.

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        • #5
          The guy from SVU?
          "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Baron View Post
            The guy from SVU?
            Yup

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Denny View Post
              Yup
              what does that guy know about politics anyway
              fucking with yall
              "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Baron View Post
                what does that guy know about politics anyway
                fucking with yall
                Fucking Hollywood!

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                • #9
                  IIRC, he was, maybe still is, a mayor somewhere.


                  aaah, owned by white text

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                  • #10
                    You should follow Dennis Miller on Facebook or Twitter, he has these quips constantly. Hilarious.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Baron View Post
                      The guy from SVU?
                      The guy from Die Hard 2.
                      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                      HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                      • #12
                        The guy from Days of Thunder
                        http://www.truthcontest.com/entries/...iversal-truth/

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Trip McNeely View Post
                          You should follow Dennis Miller on Facebook or Twitter, he has these quips constantly. Hilarious.
                          I'm old enough to remember when Dennis was funny and not an asshat. It's been a long time.
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                          • #14
                            This business will get out of control! It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it!

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                            • #15
                              former Senator from Tennessee.. one of his quips:

                              "Report: Obamacare could raise ins premiums by 200%. It's the ‘A-Ford-able Care Act’ -- your insurance costs as much as a new Explorer."
                              Natural law. Sons are put on this earth to trouble their fathers.

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