I know this guy is a music legend and all.. but ewww.
Elton Johnson sucker standing at the pearly gates: "Elton, all of us up here really appreciate how much inspiration you brought to all people back on earth. Your music, charitable donations, and just being an all around good guy. Buuuutttt, you've sucked one too many dicks, and for that you gotta burn."
"Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government"
-- Thomas Jefferson, 1 Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334
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