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  • Hey, Did you hear about the Obama scandal?

    Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
    Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “You mean the State Dept. Lying about Benghazi ?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “You mean the voter fraud?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “You mean when 3 or 4 of Obama’s GAY friends were mysteriously MURDERED when they came forward with claims he was gay too?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “You mean the drones in our own country without the benefit of law?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “Giving 1-2-3 Technologies $300 Million, just before it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”
    Bob: “No the other one:.
    Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS just 3 months before they declared bankruptcy and then was sold to the Chinese?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “The president’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “The president’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “The president’s repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “The president’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “The State Department interfering with the Inspector General’s investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”
    Bob: “No, the other one.”
    Jim: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it!…

  • #2
    fuck man... it's even less funny when all in one place together.
    Originally posted by stevo
    Not a good idea to go Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor on the power phallus.

    Stevo

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    • #3
      He's such a piece of shit. Transparency = hiding in plain sight?

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      • #4
        It's funny before I opened this I was thinking, which one?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by bird_dog0347 View Post
          fuck man... it's even less funny when all in one place together.
          That!

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          • #6
            And there will be more before all is said and done. Nothing will come of any of it either.

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            • #7
              It's tougher to hit a moving target. He's like an arsonist/firebug lighting fires all across a city. You're so busy stomping them out that you can't focus on them one at a time.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Vertnut View Post
                It's tougher to hit a moving target. He's like an arsonist/firebug lighting fires all across a city. You're so busy stomping them out that you can't focus on them one at a time.


                Fucking perfect analogy.

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                • #9
                  Fuck this... I'm writing my representatives and asking WHY no one has filed articles of impeachment yet. Nixon was impeached (I know he resigned but they still started the process) for FAR less than the list above.
                  Originally posted by stevo
                  Not a good idea to go Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor on the power phallus.

                  Stevo

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                  • #10
                    Good luck. We wont be rid of him for a long long time.

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                    • #11
                      The damage is already done. The Great Divide has begun. He got what he wanted. He preaches all about equality, yet he has created radical division.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by bird_dog0347 View Post
                        Fuck this... I'm writing my representatives and asking WHY no one has filed articles of impeachment yet. Nixon was impeached (I know he resigned but they still started the process) for FAR less than the list above.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by bird_dog0347 View Post
                          Fuck this... I'm writing my representatives and asking WHY no one has filed articles of impeachment yet. Nixon was impeached (I know he resigned but they still started the process) for FAR less than each item on the list above.
                          Fixed.
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                          • #14
                            Hey, I heard Obummer is gay.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by line-em-up View Post
                              Hey, I heard Obummer is gay with naynay.

                              Fixed.

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