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    In a surprise ruling, a three judge panel of the Ninth Circus Court of Appeals issued a unanimous opinion supporting the right of Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) recipients to unionize in order to assure equitable access to benefits, along with an uninterrupted flow of payments should the federal government be forced to temporarily shut down due to congressional budget stalemates.

    “For too long so-called Food Stamp beneficiaries have been denied access to union representation seeking to protect their rights,” said Justice Gavin Moore Freestuff. In a sharply worded rebuke to attorneys representing the National Taxpayers Union, which sought to block a ruling by the newly reconstituted National Labor Relations Board (NLRB), Justice Freestuff cited recent court precedents establishing the right of home health care workers, nannies, babysitters, and dog walkers to pay compulsory dues which unions could then use to influence elections.

    Ha! Ha! Ha! If only this didn’t seem so true. We have far too many “Justice Freestuff”s in America today.- Peter Brown, Editor of the Sound Money Institute

    Under the new rules, if a majority of SNAP recipients in any congressional district signs ballot cards accepting the representation of a federally recognized labor union, all SNAP beneficiaries in that district would have 30 days to voluntarily enroll or lose benefits. Monthly union dues would then be automatically deducted from recipients’ Electronic Benefits Transfer (EBT) cards, minus a small fee for the card processor.

    Eyeing 47 million potential new members, the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME) immediately launched an organizing drive, claiming that since Food Stamp recipients were on the government payroll and contributed just as much to the economy as other government employees, their organization would offer the most appropriate representation.

    AFL-CIO President Richard Trumka begged to differ. “Were it not for decades of untiring efforts by our brothers and sisters to drive domestic manufacturers out of the country-or if necessary out of business-there is no way we would have so many Food Stamp recipients today. It is only right that we be allowed to recruit these critical providers of aggregate demand to replenish our dwindling membership.”



    Evidently, satire but really, how far are we from this?
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  • #2
    Uhhh... Do what?
    ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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    • #3
      "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post
        said Justice Gavin Moore Freestuff
        Please tell me you did not fall for this.
        Originally posted by lincolnboy
        After watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by DOHCTR View Post
          Please tell me you did not fall for this.
          Or this:

          Ninth Circus Court of Appeals
          I worry about this, though:

          Evidently, satire but really, how far are we from this?
          It makes me think he thought it was real until he looked into it some more.

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          • #6
            Yeah, the story is bogus.

            But it's not that far-fetched. And even if they don't unionize, I guarantee when the government tit dries up (and it will), there will be class-action lawsuits.
            When the government pays, the government controls.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by 46Tbird View Post
              Yeah, the story is bogus.

              But it's not that far-fetched. And even if they don't unionize, I guarantee when the government tit dries up (and it will), there will be class-action lawsuits.
              LMAO... Shit will go down much faster than that.

              There will be riots within hours after EBT card transactions come back as "insufficient funds".

              At this point, the whole country is riding on an economy backed by nothing but bullshit and a whole bunch of printing presses.

              Those who can't see the shit storm coming are either idiots or living in denial.

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