Explain God, by an 8 y/o.

[4.6coupe]

http://jesus-loves-you.org/explain-god/?utm_source=FACE&utm_medium=JML&utm_campaign=STORY

[Mach1]

The following essay has been attributed to an 8-year-old named Danny Dutton. While we’re skeptical that an 8-year-old actually wrote such a funny and well thought out piece we just couldn’t help but publish this essay. It’s just too darned CUTE not to! One of God’s main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth. He doesn’t make grown-ups, just babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way He doesn’t have to take up His valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that to mothers and fathers. God’s second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times besides bedtime. God doesn’t have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this. God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere, which keeps Him pretty busy. So you shouldn’t go wasting His time by going over your Mom and Dad’s head asking for something they said you couldn’t have. Atheists are people who don’t believe in God. I don’t think there are any in Chula Vista. At least there aren’t any who come to our church. Jesus is God’s Son. He used to do all the hard work like walking on water and performing miracles and people finally got tired of Him preaching to them and they crucified Him. But He was good and kind, like His Father, and He told His Father that they didn’t know what they were doing and to forgive them and God said “O.K.” His Dad (God) appreciated everything that He had done and all His hard work on earth so, He told Him He didn’t have to go out on the road anymore. He could stay in heaven. So He did. And now He helps His Dad out by listening to prayers and seeing things which are important for God to take care of and which ones He can take care of Himself without having to bother God. Like a secretary, only more important. You can pray anytime you want and, they are sure to help you because they got it worked out so one of them is on duty all the time. You should always go to church on Sunday because it makes God happy, and if there’s anybody you want to make happy, it’s God. Don’t skip church to do something you think will be more fun like going to the beach. This is wrong. And besides the sun doesn’t come out at the beach until noon anyway. If you don’t believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be very lonely, because your parents can’t go everywhere with you, like to camp, but God can. It is good to know He’s around you when you’re scared in the dark or when you can’t swim and you get thrown into real deep water by big kids. But… you shouldn’t just always think of what God can do for you. I figure God put me here and He can take me back anytime He pleases. And… that’s why I believe in God. By Danny Dutton

[racrguy]

Do you have anything of substance to post, and not just stories by kids who are unable to think critically and do nothing but parrot the bullshit their parents feed them?

[Shaggin Wagon]

We found the athiest in this thread.

[Craizie]

Another popped up.

[jdgregory84]

Same question I proposed in the 4 year old thread just below this. Why? Is it to perpetuate the lie?

[racrguy]

We found the athiest in this thread.

I didn't realize the atheist was hiding.

[Shaggin Wagon]

I didn't realize the atheist was hiding.

I dont keep up with who has what around here. I walk in, make a shitty joke, then leave....

[racrguy]

I dont keep up with who has what around here. I walk in, make a shitty joke, then leave....

[4.6coupe]

^^^^The queen has spoken...^^^^

This is the theology thread isn't it?! Typical for the devil to want to derail the Truth again.

So be it. Iv'e said it once and i'll say it again. Sad is the day that there will be no turning back for many souls will be lost... The devil and its legion of demons knows its days are numbered.

[racrguy]

^^^^The queen has spoken...^^^^

This is the theology thread isn't it?! Typical for the devil to want to derail the Truth again.

So be it. Iv'e said it once and i'll say it again. Sad is the day that there will be no turning back for many souls will be lost... The devil and its legion of demons knows its days are numbered.

Nigga please. You haven't demonstrated anything past your ability to be swayed by an 8 year old that doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground, let alone anything that can be even remotely construed as truth.

[Mach1]

[racrguy]

[jdgregory84]

^^^^The queen has spoken...^^^^

This is the theology thread isn't it?! Typical for the devil to want to derail the Truth again.

So be it. Iv'e said it once and i'll say it again. Sad is the day that there will be no turning back for many souls will be lost... The devil and its legion of demons knows its days are numbered.

Haven't Christians been saying that same stuff for a couple hundred years?

The sad thing is how hypocritical and lazy christians are and it's still the biggest religion in this country full of lazy hypocrites. Oh wait...guess that makes sense.

[90GT50]

^^^^The queen has spoken...^^^^

This is the theology thread isn't it?! Typical for the devil to want to derail the Truth again.

So be it. Iv'e said it once and i'll say it again. Sad is the day that there will be no turning back for many souls will be lost... The devil and its legion of demons knows its days are numbered.

That's not a very christian thing to say. People have different beliefs, let them do their own thing, life goes on regardless of what you believe.