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  • The Few. The Proud. The Umbrella holders.

    Once again, fuck Emperor Barry...that arrogant piece of shit should have DOJ employees out there holding those umbrellas.
    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...184417144.html


    When you're the president of the United States, you don't hold your own umbrella. Highly trained Marines do it for you.
    There was an unexpected bit of rain during a joint news conference with Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan in the White House Rose Garden on Thursday.
    As drops fell on the two world leaders, President Barack Obama asked for some protection from the elements. "Why don't we get a couple of Marines," he said. "They're gonna look good next to us. Just 'cuz I've got a change of suits, but I don't know about our prime minister. There we go. [Gestures to press.] You guys, I'm sorry about."
    Two dedicated Marines swooped in like hawks, open umbrellas at the ready. Those attending the news conference were presumably on their own.
    The mockery began on Twitter almost immediately. One self-identified conservative posted a picture with a caption reading: "OBAMA CALLS IN MARINES TO HOLD HIS UMBRELLA."
    "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

  • #2
    Men always hold an umbrella for their bitches
    I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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    • #3
      Well played!
      "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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      • #4
        Join the Marines they said... see the world they said...
        Originally posted by lincolnboy
        After watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.

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        • #5
          Bush would have moved the fucking meeting inside. Fuck, I remember watching it this morning, they kept pushing the fucking conference back. I believe it started about a fucking hour after it was fucking scheduled to. That's more than enough fucking time to move shit indoors.
          How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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          • #6
            What an embarrassment.

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            • #7
              I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Geor! View Post
                Bush would have moved the fucking meeting inside. Fuck, I remember watching it this morning, they kept pushing the fucking conference back. I believe it started about a fucking hour after it was fucking scheduled to. That's more than enough fucking time to move shit indoors.
                He's NEVER been on time for a press conference. The narcissist loves having people wait on him.
                "Self-government won't work without self-discipline." - Paul Harvey

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                • #9
                  Apparently, you Jarheads and everybody else getting pissed this morning were wrong about that whole umbrella thing. Check out the ACTUAL regulations.......

                  MCO P1020.34F of the Marine Corps Uniform Regulations "UMBRELLAS (Female Marines). Female Marines may carry an all-black, plain standard or collapsible umbrella at their option during inclement weather with the service and dress uniforms. It will be carried in the left hand so that the hand salute can be properly rendered. Umbrellas may not be used/carried in formation nor will they be carried with the utility uniform."

                  The only exemption to this policy, as published by the Commandant of the Marine Corps, ".....Male Marines may only use an umbrella while escorting a lady."
                  I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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                  • #10
                    I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post

                      The only exemption to this policy, as published by the Commandant of the Marine Corps, ".....Male Marines may only use an umbrella while escorting a lady."
                      Well there you go. I didn't think we had a real problem here.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by GhostTX View Post
                        He's NEVER been on time for a press conference. The narcissist loves having people wait on him.
                        Sucks, because I never wait on him. I always turn the TV off when he speaks.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post
                          Apparently, you Jarheads and everybody else getting pissed this morning were wrong about that whole umbrella thing. Check out the ACTUAL regulations.......

                          MCO P1020.34F of the Marine Corps Uniform Regulations "UMBRELLAS (Female Marines). Female Marines may carry an all-black, plain standard or collapsible umbrella at their option during inclement weather with the service and dress uniforms. It will be carried in the left hand so that the hand salute can be properly rendered. Umbrellas may not be used/carried in formation nor will they be carried with the utility uniform."

                          The only exemption to this policy, as published by the Commandant of the Marine Corps, ".....Male Marines may only use an umbrella while escorting a lady."
                          Yep. I looked it up and posted it too.

                          Should have found a White House staff member to be his lawn jockey.
                          Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post
                            BINGO.

                            Uncle O is a little bitch.

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                            • #15
                              Marines are not servants.

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