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    I'm a member of the accounting society on campus, and today's lecturer is a special agent for the IRS. Anyone have any burning questions they want answered?
    ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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    How do they sleep at night?
    "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson, 1776

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    • #3
      how do they feel about being crooks and getting away with it?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by BlackGT View Post
        How do they sleep at night?
        Lol

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        • #5
          I may actually ask, "what kind of mattress do you have?," or something similar about bedding.
          ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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          • #6
            Debits on the left, credits on the right ... hmmm ...
            Originally posted by davbrucas
            I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.

            Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?

            You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.

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            • #7
              Last IRS special agent I talked to had no fucking clue what he was talking about; I'm inclined to say that most of them are of a similar vein.

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              • #8
                How many times has he been punched in the dick for being a thieving douche.

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                • #9
                  Get him to discuss expat exemptions and why being on a cruise ship even when leaving and returning to a port in a foreign country is not considered being out of the United States during that period.

                  Why can I not port out of Miami, sail to cozumel, sleep on the ship every night and return to Miami 7 days later and not count that as being OUT OF THE FUCKING COUNTRY. Last I recall once you hit international waters you are not in the United States but the IRS can claim otherwise for the sole purpose of fucking me.

                  Ask him why, if you own a home in the United States and even though you can spend an entire 365 days away from it and in a foreign country they try to claim "a little known clause" as a reason for excluding the overseas exemption.

                  DO NOT mention my name lol.
                  Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by kbscobravert View Post
                    Ask him why, if you own a home in the United States and even though you can spend an entire 365 days away from it and in a foreign country they try to claim "a little known clause" as a reason for excluding the overseas exemption.
                    The closer connection exclusion?

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                    • #11
                      Honestly, I don't think I'm going to ask him a lot. I expect him to be stupid. Report to follow.
                      ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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                      • #12
                        "yes sir, My name is Yale, and I would like to ask one simple question: Respectfully, how do you fuckin sleep at night?"
                        "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                        • #13
                          Just ask him what makes him so "special" vs just another agent of the state.
                          Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by kbscobravert View Post
                            Just ask him what makes him so "special" vs just another agent of the state.
                            Supposedly, this one gets a badge and a gun. Whatever.
                            ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Baron View Post
                              "yes sir, My name is Keith, and I would like to ask one simple question: Respectfully, how do you fuckin sleep at night?"
                              Got it.
                              ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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