If we ban gay marriage, can we ban Jehovah's Witness'?

[naynay]

this same old black lady comes to my house 2-3x/month, "pushing her agenda" on me. She knows my wifes name, knows that I have a son, and even knows one of my dogs names. what can i do to end this shit. If she came during the evening after a few tall ones i might sit out on the porch and bullshit with her for a minute, but coming at 10am on a sunday when im trying to get some pussy is NOT the way to do it.

whats even wierder is i'll see a mexican couple doing the same thing on alternating weekends, but they never come here. just the black lady, lol.

this is the first house in my adult life that ive had to deal with witness'.

[Forever_frost]

If we allow gay marriage nationally (not a federal power to say anything about marriage) then can we get polygamy as well?

You could nicely ask the lady to not return. I did that when I lived in Copperas Cove and had them stop by. Or sit down and explain to them a completely different religion and see if you can convert them. I got bored on convalescent leave

[naynay]

hmmm, maybe i need to delve back in to Rastafarian views and see if i cant get her to leave

[blownaltered]

I used to have the Mormons do the same thing to me. So I decided to be a dick. Cuss as much as possible and tell them their religion is a joke. Haven't been back in years. If you really want to get rid of them you can.

[Forever_frost]

hmmm, maybe i need to delve back in to Rastafarian views and see if i cant get her to leave

There you go. Offer them in to 'smoke da ganja' and to get to their Rasta roots. They won't return

[bcoop]

Answer the door naked. They tend to not return.

[talisman]

Have you told her to not to come back?

[naynay]

old black lady, i try to respect my elders. momma ain't raise no fool..

[Baron Von Crowder]

Have you tried hitting her?

[talisman]

old black lady, i try to respect my elders. momma ain't raise no fool..

"Please do not come on my property again" is perfectly respectable.

[naynay]

i think i'll start with the 420 approach

[bcoop]

i think i'll start with the 420 approach

Not wise with a religious lunatic, that knows you have a kid in the house. Just sayin...

[Denny]

I've never had a repeat visit by the same person, but they are the ones usually heading for an exit by the time our conversation is over. I like to grab their hand-outs and take it apart bit by bit, using a Bible a reference. There is so much wrong with what they teach vs. what Scripture actually says. I also invite them to church with me to help direct them on the right path.

I can tell you this... You have never pissed a Jovie off until you've devastated them with truth. When you do shit like tell them to fuck off, slam the door, call the police or reject them in any way; they look at it as a blessing because they experienced "trials" and rejection during their proselytizing mission.

[bcoop]

I've never had a repeat visit by the same person, but they are the ones usually heading for an exit by the time our conversation is over. I like to grab their hand-outs and take it apart bit by bit, using a Bible a reference. There is so much wrong with what they teach vs. what Scripture actually says. I also invite them to church with me to help direct them on the right path.

I can tell you this... You have never pissed a Jovie off until you've devastated them with truth. When you do shit like tell them to fuck off, slam the door, call the police or reject them in any way; they look at it as a blessing because they experienced "trials" and rejection during their proselytizing mission.

But who says your religion is the true one, and that their's is not?

[Denny]

But who says your religion is the true one, and that their's is not?

We can get into that debate, but I was just sharing how I handle them.

BTW, the only "true one" is a sincere personal relationship with God, based on nothing more than the teachings of what the Bible says (keep manmade religion out of it).