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  • Glad I dont LIVE in Austin...

    We can visit, then leave...lol

    http://austin-files-petition-to-secede-from-texas

    City of Austin files counter-petition to secede from Texas
    16 hrs ago The petition for Texas to go off and become its own country already has more than 60,000 signatures. Impressive. But in a twist, the capital city of Austin has filed a petition to secede from Texas and remain part of the Union should that happen. This is officially getting out of hand. The petition states it is "entirely feasible for Austin to operate as its own state," and adds that remaining in the Union "would protect [its] citizens' standard of living." The drafters might want to go in and correct a few typos to be really taken seriously, but as of this writing, the petition has received more than 5,000 votes out of 25,000 needed for a White House response.
    Originally posted by Sean88gt
    You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
    Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
    You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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    Haha, wow. This is getting stupid.

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    • #3
      I think I'm going to start one for just my neighborhood
      1969 GTO Judge Clone 6.0 liter LQ4 Turbo 4L60e on LS1tech

      1960 Chevy Sedan Delivery LS swap

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      • #4
        I've been considering naming my property it's own city
        I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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        • #5
          Lmfao.

          The secession petition stuff is dumb but Austin being a self reliant entity without the test of Texas is downright fucking hilarious.

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          • #6
            El Paso wants to do the same
            I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Strychnine View Post
              Lmfao.

              The secession petition stuff is dumb but Austin being a self reliant entity without the test of Texas is downright fucking hilarious.
              Eggzachry.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post
                El Paso wants to do the same
                With Juarez right across the fence, this is plausable...

                <---not serious
                Originally posted by Sean88gt
                You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by 2165 Turbo Rail View Post
                  I think I'm going to start one for just my neighborhood
                  Hell, just my house/lot.

                  14 Raptor
                  18 GT350

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                  • #10
                    ^^that's exactly what I was thinking^^

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post
                      I've been considering naming my property it's own city
                      Since your neighbor maintains it is he not entitled to 40 acres and a mule?
                      THE BAD HOMBRE

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post
                        El Paso wants to do the same




                        Have you been to El Paso? They can have it.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by talisman View Post
                          Have you been to El Paso? They can have it.
                          fml

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                          • #14
                            Lived the there 30 years ago , great place . 30 years ago.
                            The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. -- Mark Twain

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                            • #15
                              I'm thinking toll roads in and out of Austin for non-Texas citizens, they want to drive on Texas roads, they can pay up.
                              Don't worry about what you can't change.
                              Do the best you can with what you have.
                              Be honest, even if it hurts.

                              "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" ... Winston Churchill

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