New pledge of alliegence.

[jasonw_2005]

I pledge alliegence to the flag of the socialist states of Obama and to the dictatorship for which it stands one nation under oppression with hand outs and justice for the minorities.

[ELVIS]

D- you could have tried a bit harder.

sidenote: Don’t Republicans know Kenyan’s don’t lose races?

god bless.

[DON SVO]

D- you could have tried a bit harder.

sidenote: Don’t Republicans know Kenyan’s don’t lose races?

god bless.

We need a Jamaican 400m presidential candidate.

[Nash B.]

D- you could have tried a bit harder.

It looks like he tried pretty hard.

[likeitfast55]

We need a Jamaican 400m presidential candidate.

Usain Bolt!

Has my vote!




it even rhymes.

[Sean88gt]

Thought behind the post: "This is going to go viral! The gents on dfwm are going to start using it, then I'll parlay it into bumperstickers, t-shirts, hat pins, hats, toilet paper, condoms, pens, hoodies...I need to watch Spaceballs again to see about all the marketing opportunities......dolls, dog clothing, vehicle wraps, comforters...dammit...oh!- magnets, youtube channel with weekly updates, podcasts, fox news contributors, congress, senate, presidency! I'm going to the top with my new pledge, this will make me God!"