I'm kinda anxiously awaiting this. I have no idea what the fuck it is, but he's already ruled out reports of it being a claim that he sold cocania in college. Some are rumoring it to be evidence that he was admitted into college and awarded scholarships based on his foreign birth. Anybody heard anything else? Anybody care?
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Originally posted by Geor! View PostI'm kinda anxiously awaiting this. I have no idea what the fuck it is, but he's already ruled out reports of it being a claim that he sold cocania in college. Some are rumoring it to be evidence that he was admitted into college and awarded scholarships based on his foreign birth. Anybody heard anything else? Anybody care?
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Originally posted by 2165 Turbo Rail View PostHaven't heard about this. Where is this supposed to take place?How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?
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Here are the other nine top bets being placed:
4:1 odds that Trump, known for the catchphrase "You're fired!", will say he's going to 'fire an Obama impersonator.'
8:1 odds that Trump will endorse Obama. (From this side of the pond, those odds seem way too high).
50:1 odds that Trump will invite Obama to be a guest on Celebrity Apprentice, the star-studded offshoot of his show the Apprentice.
75:1 odds that Obama will be given an honorary membership at the Trump International Golf Links in Scotland, a controversial golf course currently under fire by environmental groups and local residents.
250:1 odds that Trump will say Obama knows the Moon landing was staged, a conspiracy theory akin to Birther theories about the president.
250:1 odds that Obama will be invited to be the host of the Apprentice if Mitt Romney takes the White House, an invitation the 44th president is sure to take.
250:1 odds that Trump will say Obama is an Alien.
500:1 odds that Trump will say: "I'm your father Obama," apparently picking up the mantle for Darth Vader.
500:1 odds that Trump, who many think wears a toupee, will announce that Obama wears a wig. And yes, the odds for Trump saying Obama is an alien are better than the odds he will say the president wears a wig.
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Supposedly has to do with divorce papers filed by Michelle Obama in 2000. If that's the case, who fucking cares? Is Trump really that petty? For that matter, are voters?
And that attorney twat supposedly has a surprise she will announce today as well, about Romney.Originally posted by BradMBut, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.Originally posted by LeahIn other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.
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Originally posted by talisman View PostI hope it isn't something stupid about his family. Not only would it be classless, but it will probably get him some sympathy votes due to its chickenshittery.
Seems tacky as hell to me if that is it."No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government"
-- Thomas Jefferson, 1 Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334
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