And they said I was crazy

[talisman]

Don't even start with that bullshit. You barely have the ink dried on the divorce decree before you start walking the next bride down the aisle.

[Jester]

Don't even start with that bullshit. You barely have the ink dried on the divorce decree before you start walking the next bride down the aisle.

Dont judge me monkey.

[Treasure Chest]

Dont judge me monkey.

Them's the brakes. There's nothing judgmental about it. Aren't you about due for your next divorce?

[Jester]

Them's the brakes. There's nothing judgmental about it. Aren't you about due for your next divorce?

My last one lasted 10 years and she was a crazy bitch. This one seems okay so far so i bet i can make it a stretch longer. You are on your second one also, right?

[FastFox]

I have an old girl that has been staying on my place for about 10 years. I have come to really care about her even though she is very cantankerous at times. She was born in 1941, so that makes her sort of long in the tooth. She had a pretty extensive make over several years ago, and she looks pretty good. I am thinking about marrying her. She has worked all her life off the books, so she has no Social Security. I guess that would make her qualified to draw SSI. She is old enough for MediCare, and I bet she could even get food stamps and other benefits. Since she is somewhat disabled, there should be more free services available to her. I think it would be a good deal for both of us. Her Name is Allis Chalmers, and she has a "B" in blue up on her front parts. Makes about as much sense as the lady with the dog.

[Treasure Chest]

My last one lasted 10 years and she was a crazy bitch. This one seems okay so far so i bet i can make it a stretch longer. You are on your second one also, right?

I am remarried. I was divorced and stayed single for year before "jumping into a relationship" with one of my closest friends of 20 years....and we certainly didn't move in together and start playing house after our second date. All in all, I'm pissed because I lost the wedding pool. I gave you the benefit of "July or August" and you went and fucked everything up by getting married in May. You owe me $20, fucker.

I have an old girl that has been staying on my place for about 10 years. I have come to really care about her even though she is very cantankerous at times. She was born in 1941, so that makes her sort of long in the tooth. She had a pretty extensive make over several years ago, and she looks pretty good. I am thinking about marrying her. She has worked all her life off the books, so she has no Social Security. I guess that would make her qualified to draw SSI. She is old enough for MediCare, and I bet she could even get food stamps and other benefits. Since she is somewhat disabled, there should be more free services available to her. I think it would be a good deal for both of us. Her Name is Allis Chalmers, and she has a "B" in blue up on her front parts. Makes about as much sense as the lady with the dog.

Dafuq?

[Forever_frost]

I was engaged 8 times. Engaged for me is like advanced dating. Don't actually plan on getting married but it shuts her up.

[Forever_frost]

I have an old girl that has been staying on my place for about 10 years. I have come to really care about her even though she is very cantankerous at times. She was born in 1941, so that makes her sort of long in the tooth. She had a pretty extensive make over several years ago, and she looks pretty good. I am thinking about marrying her. She has worked all her life off the books, so she has no Social Security. I guess that would make her qualified to draw SSI. She is old enough for MediCare, and I bet she could even get food stamps and other benefits. Since she is somewhat disabled, there should be more free services available to her. I think it would be a good deal for both of us. Her Name is Allis Chalmers, and she has a "B" in blue up on her front parts. Makes about as much sense as the lady with the dog.

You have to love old tractors.

[ELVIS]

I have an old girl that has been staying on my place for about 10 years. I have come to really care about her even though she is very cantankerous at times. She was born in 1941, so that makes her sort of long in the tooth. She had a pretty extensive make over several years ago, and she looks pretty good. I am thinking about marrying her. She has worked all her life off the books, so she has no Social Security. I guess that would make her qualified to draw SSI. She is old enough for MediCare, and I bet she could even get food stamps and other benefits. Since she is somewhat disabled, there should be more free services available to her. I think it would be a good deal for both of us. Her Name is Allis Chalmers, and she has a "B" in blue up on her front parts. Makes about as much sense as the lady with the dog.

i have no idea why i know thats a tractor.

god bless.

[Jester]

I am remarried. I was divorced and stayed single for year before "jumping into a relationship" with one of my closest friends of 20 years....and we certainly didn't move in together and start playing house after our second date. All in all, I'm pissed because I lost the wedding pool. I gave you the benefit of "July or August" and you went and fucked everything up by getting married in May. You owe me $20, fucker.

well to be fair, we dated for 8 months before getting married.......and it is still the best thing that has ever happened to me! Now give me your address so i can stalk....err......so i can SEND you the money!

[Jester]

I was engaged 8 times. Engaged for me is like advanced dating. Don't actually plan on getting married but it shuts her up.

Holy hell! lol

[Treasure Chest]

well to be fair, we dated for 8 months before getting married.......and it is still the best thing that has ever happened to me! Now give me your address so i can stalk....err......so i can SEND you the money!

Well, one stalker was promoted to "husband" status, and the position is currently filled by Mike. If you'd like to submit an application, I will keep it on file for 90 days.

[Jester]

Well, one stalker was promoted to "husband" status, and the position is currently filled by Mike. If you'd like to submit an application, I will keep it on file for 90 days.

Will keep that in the back of my head for when/if my latest old lady goes nuckign futs! Try and save the anus for me!

[racrguy]

Will keep that in the back of my head for when/if my latest old lady goes nuckign futs! Try and save the anus for me!

Goes? Is that how you're going to play that? Lol

[Jester]

Goes? Is that how you're going to play that? Lol

well all women are completely fucking bonkers so we put them on a crazy/pussy ratio. the better the pussy the more crazy we put up with.