Perhaps he should be working instead of

[Unicorn Jeff]

Ye won't get re-elected nyggarrrrr

Omfg I can't stop laughing hahahahahaha.

[exlude]

Reelection is just about guaranteed.

Sent from my Galaxy S III

$100, you give me 3:1 odds (seeing as it's just about guaranteed and he's the incumbent).

[Chas_svo]

Reelection is just about guaranteed.

Sent from my Galaxy S III

He should give you 20:1...that is where the "about" comes into play.

[hotrod66stang]

[hotrod66stang]

I know it isn't a pirate, but that's the closest I saw when I skimmed through.
*edit* I spoke too soon.