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    Breaking News:
    This morning, the National Archive was opened missing one of it's star attractions. For over 200 years, the Constitution of the United States has remained the guideline and framework for the country and this morning, under Executive Order, it was removed from it's blast proof cradle by Secret Service and National Archive agents for, what is being called by Jessie Thompson, Head Archivist, "a well deserved update."

    An early release from the Office of the President, states that "For over 200 years the Constitution has been altered by amendment, to reflect the will of the people. It has been altered to reflect an abolition of slavery, of welcoming immigrants to our borders regardless of legal status and of making those who make the most, pay their fair share. Today, by Executive Order, I have removed the Constitution from the Archives to change it once more. As an expert on the Constitution and a Constitutional Professor, I can tell you, the founders never foresaw the gridlock that would erupt in Washington. They would have never seen AK-47's that gun down our children or the top 2% paying less than the average American."

    "So today, I decided to do something about that. As we all know, the Constitution is a skeleton document that can be altered. By my authority as president, in light of the do-nothing Congress, I invoke my authority and signed an Executive Order authorizing new amendments to this beloved document to reflect the changing times."

    "While the wording is still being worked out, you can be assured that with these changes, the Affordable Care Act, Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid and other programs that have been questioned for generations, will be constitutional, in black and white, to end this discussion and move us forward. The debt ceiling, the cause of the majority of the gridlock in Washington, will also be removed, granting the office of the President, the authority to pass budgets that reflect the desire and the need of the country."

    "And finally, I am including language to keep our children safe and make sure the top 2% pay their fair share. I look forward to rolling out the new amendments sometime this coming week, thank you."

    While the President didn't get into many details, it will certainly be interesting to see the amendments he is writing in and the new path he is leading us down. It certainly will be a great day in America.


    This is an opinion piece written for the Washington Exxaminer by Rachael Billingsworth, a White House Correspondent for 25 years. All rights reserved




















    Not really. Just thought I'd give someone a stroke this morning
    I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

  • #2
    <-------was getting REALLY PISSED OFF!


    Asswhole!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Mysticcobrakilla View Post
      <-------was getting REALLY PISSED OFF!


      Asswhole!
      Same boat, should have read down before reading that whole thing. Trying to figure out who was going to shoot the next "Shot heard around the world" type of thing.
      Originally posted by MR EDD
      U defend him who use's racial slurs like hes drinking water.

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      • #4
        Damn you.
        Half of history is hiding the past.

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        • #5
          I actually dreamt that and woke up with that headline in my head. I thought I'd share it as I honestly don't see it too far off. The wording? Not really mine. As I said, I just read it and reproduced it here.
          I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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          • #6
            They whole time I am thinking, YEA BOOOOOOOOOLSHIT...

            all the while my blood pressure went up, atleast I didnt finish it before I looked at the bottom.

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            • #7
              Ill admit I got a little pissed at reading that,, simply because I can see that arrogant son of a bitch trying it.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by sc281 View Post
                Ill admit I got a little pissed at reading that,, simply because I can see that arrogant son of a bitch trying it.
                Yeah, I guess that's the sad part - it's kind of believable.
                Originally posted by MR EDD
                U defend him who use's racial slurs like hes drinking water.

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                • #9
                  Holy Fuck. I'm going to e-slap the shit out of you.

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                  • #10
                    I can actually hear his voice saying it.
                    I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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                    • #11
                      LMFAO! I almost posted this to my Facebook... Nice wording. Seemed legit to me

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post




                        Not really. Just thought I'd give someone a stroke this morning
                        Dude....not cool. lol I actually read that and I seriously just thought "well, that's it. Time to make a stand. Im off to kill someone in washington today."
                        May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
                        Semper Fi

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                        • #13
                          Sorry Jester. As I said, I actually dreamt this and it was on my mind when I woke up so I thought I'd share it
                          I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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                          • #14
                            Has anyone seen the whereabout of Nicolas Cage?

                            LOL. I can't believe you guys fell for that. Even that sorry SOB that is squatting in the Whitehouse isn't stupid enough to try something like that.

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