What Would You Do With $16t?

[slow99]

craigslist
"Nice country, needs some TLC"

Dear Sir or Madam,

I am a highly placed Kenyan with control of over $3.5 trillion of us dollars in spending. I am requesting utmost confidence in this transaction. I request your assistance in forgiving your mortgage and student loan debts and providing you with unlimited food stamps and extended welfare and amnesty.

I am ready to transfer the funds and that is where your assistance is greatly needed. I must be re elected before I can complete this transfer and require just a donation of $200 to $500 to my re election campaign.

Please reply urgently,

Barack Obama

[Armedtrigger01]

Buy me some land every Dahm toy I can think of retire my family, friends, co workers, fill five hundred envelopes with 1,000,000 dollar bills and walk the streets handing them out just to watch people freak out.

[hotrod66stang]

Spammer:

Dear Sir or Madam,

I am a highly placed Kenyan with control of over $3.5 trillion of us dollars in spending. I am requesting utmost confidence in this transaction. I request your assistance in forgiving your mortgage and student loan debts and providing you with unlimited food stamps and extended welfare and amnesty.

I am ready to transfer the funds and that is where your assistance is greatly needed. I must be re elected before I can complete this transfer and require just a donation of $200 to $500 to my re election campaign.

Please reply urgently,

Barack Obama

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[Geor!]

Dear Sir or Madam,

I am a highly placed Kenyan with control of over $3.5 trillion of us dollars in spending. I am requesting utmost confidence in this transaction. I request your assistance in forgiving your mortgage and student loan debts and providing you with unlimited food stamps and extended welfare and amnesty.

I am ready to transfer the funds and that is where your assistance is greatly needed. I must be re elected before I can complete this transfer and require just a donation of $200 to $500 to my re election campaign.

Please reply urgently,

Barack Obama

Fuck.yes.

[exlude]

Dear Sir or Madam,

I am a highly placed Kenyan with control of over $3.5 trillion of us dollars in spending. I am requesting utmost confidence in this transaction. I request your assistance in forgiving your mortgage and student loan debts and providing you with unlimited food stamps and extended welfare and amnesty.

I am ready to transfer the funds and that is where your assistance is greatly needed. I must be re elected before I can complete this transfer and require just a donation of $200 to $500 to my re election campaign.

Please reply urgently,

Barack Obama

lmao!

[kingjason]

Why not just buy Hawaii?!



Lol...

[Reggie Stout] I'm not trying to low ball man, but can you take 5 thousand? [/Reggie Stout]

You know I had not thought of that. Only thing is I would buy back everything on all the islands and give it back to the people over there. Don't get me wrong I would live like a king but fuck it they could actually afford to live on thier own island again.

[slow99]

Dear Sir or Madam,

I am a highly placed Kenyan with control of over $3.5 trillion of us dollars in spending. I am requesting utmost confidence in this transaction. I request your assistance in forgiving your mortgage and student loan debts and providing you with unlimited food stamps and extended welfare and amnesty.

I am ready to transfer the funds and that is where your assistance is greatly needed. I must be re elected before I can complete this transfer and require just a donation of $200 to $500 to my re election campaign.

Please reply urgently,

Barack Obama

It is pretty good...