I am finding something out really quickly....

[talisman]

Seems on par for your level of intelligence.

Ladies and gentlemen, we've just moved the site Irony Warning System to Defcon 1. Please walk, do not run, to your nearest exits.

[Forever_frost]

Try and grasp this, Eric........a lot of countries do not get to vote. They do not have the freedom to vote. They get killed for wanting to vote.
You have this right. it was given to you by men and women that wanted this country to be different. So, you can exercise your right to not vote.....but shut your fucking cum dumpster if you didnt pick a goddamned side to back. Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up because you decided not to participate. You get a vote. If you dont use it.....shhhhhhhhh. hush.

What I am tired of are these morons that actually think they are going to fucking agree with every damned thing a candidate says. "well, he doesnt like lemurs so fuck him!"

I know you were never military and you just dont seem to understand what others have done to give you the right to vote but I also know you have no problem standign up for what you believe in. It has nothing to do with "superiority" or any other go against the system argument you might decide to yank from your rump......it is about the fact that in this country... you... are actually able to let the world know who you want. You may not care for either candidate and staying at home and not voting is your right......but you give the right up to bitch about it. Sorry.....you dont like the way America is? Well, did you vote?

Hell, I respect you far more even if you show up and write in a candidate.....well, atleast you expressed your opinion.

It always bothers me when someone says "I am not voting." If they saw the people in Iraq crying and thanking Bush and us for allowing them to vote, I think they'd rethink it

[Jester]

UMADBRO? I think you should sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up, as you've no clue just how much I was involved with the military.
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giving handjobs to the sailors on leave doesnt qualify!
hehehehe

And Im not mad at all, but just because George Carlin did a funny ass sketch on not voting doesnt make it right. So if you were so involved with the military, do you research on which candidate closer fits the way you would like to see the country headed and vote for them to say thanks to the men and women in uniform that continue to lose their lives on a daily basis to help you and others have that freedom. Sitting back and not giving a fuck isnt gonna help your cause. If you think Obama is the answer, then vote for him!

And finally, towards your comment about being hurt.....better be fuckin careful out there in the field, man. Oil is slick, tools are heavy, and accidents happen every day. As far as a candidate that aligns with workers comp.....I dont see either candidate wanting to get rid of compensation for injured workers.

[Jester]

So let me get this right - if I don't vote, I can't complain about the situation the country's in.
If I write in for Paul, Zombie Reagan, or John McClane, I can complain, because I exercised my right to vote.
If I vote for Romney and he's just as bad as (or worse than) Obama, can I still complain?

Exactly. If he turns out to be a bigger failure than Obama, you can complain.

[Jester]

Hey Texans, it doesn't fucking matter who you vote for.

It damn sure could one day if more democrats decide to get out and repubs dont.

[Slowhand]

And the savants have assembled yet again.

[line-em-up]

IM betting most here was not even born when this show was on.

Cheeburger cheeburger cheeburger. No coke. Pepsi

[Jester]

And the savants have assembled yet again.

[Slowhand]

IM betting most here was not even born when this show was on.

The rarest of SNL skits! No one has even heard of John Belushi before! Is he new to the scene?!

[RCITNet]

Paulbots are fucking dumber than Obama voters. They really are. Obama voters were swayed by a very charismatic speaker that promised them the world..........but so many of them realize now that they were fucking duped, so they are waking up. What I hear on a daily basis is "I am just going to write in Ron Paul." I simply ask them "so you are okay with the way our country is heading under the current administration? You are okay with a democrat with crazy lib ideals continuing to disarm our country and run the fucking deficit through the roof? I ask this because it is fucking idiots like you that are going to go ahead and seal America's fate."

It is just fucking insane to me. It is like the fucking Pepsi challenge. The vote is between Pepsi and Coke......we know fucking Pepsi sucks, so it is time to choose Coke. You may want a Dr Pepper, but you cant fucking have it......so chose the one you can fucking live with.....coke or pepsi.

If you are actually going to be a fucking idiot and write in a name.....just fucking write Zombie Reagan.

Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

I'm quoting this just so you know that I'm talking to you. I agree with you.

Sent from my Galaxy S III

[racrguy]

giving handjobs to the sailors on leave doesnt qualify!
hehehehe

And Im not mad at all, but just because George Carlin did a funny ass sketch on not voting doesnt make it right. So if you were so involved with the military, do you research on which candidate closer fits the way you would like to see the country headed and vote for them to say thanks to the men and women in uniform that continue to lose their lives on a daily basis to help you and others have that freedom. Sitting back and not giving a fuck isnt gonna help your cause. If you think Obama is the answer, then vote for him!

And finally, towards your comment about being hurt.....better be fuckin careful out there in the field, man. Oil is slick, tools are heavy, and accidents happen every day. As far as a candidate that aligns with workers comp.....I dont see either candidate wanting to get rid of compensation for injured workers.

Have you taken your meds today, who said anything about being hurt?

I refuse to vote for someone that I disagree with on a variety of important issues for me solely because we agree on even fewer. If I vote for Romney that's akin to giving my stamp of approval on the rest of the issues I disagree with him on. Will there ever be a candidate that I completely agree with? Most likely not, but I draw the line at issues I deem important. I can understand if you can't wrap your head around that concept, so I won't hold it against you.

Do I like George Carlin? Sure, he was a funny dude, but to think that I allow him to influence my decisions is laughable at best.

[jw33]

But these go to eleven...

[Jester]

Have you taken your meds today, who said anything about being hurt?

I refuse to vote for someone that I disagree with on a variety of important issues for me solely because we agree on even fewer. If I vote for Romney that's akin to giving my stamp of approval on the rest of the issues I disagree with him on. Will there ever be a candidate that I completely agree with? Most likely not, but I draw the line at issues I deem important. I can understand if you can't wrap your head around that concept, so I won't hold it against you.

Do I like George Carlin? Sure, he was a funny dude, but to think that I allow him to influence my decisions is laughable at best.

Seriously? You are an atheist and you give me this line?

And that is fine that you dont care for them.......go and write in who you do care for. The problem is, the majority of people actually have zero clue what either candidate stands for. They have no idea what their stances are. When I hear of someone wanting to vote for Obama, I am floored.

Obamas2016 should honestly been seen by everyone just so they can have an actual idea of where this country is headed. America needs a giant wake up call. The majority of americans have no fucking idea what it means when they are told just how much the president has completely fucked our deficit. They have no idea what it means when they are told that he is wanting to disarm our nuclear program. They just dont seem to get it. They want a handout...........good thing you are making good money in the oil industry now.....because if it keeps going like it is, you are going to be handing alot of it out. Oh wait.....unless obama keeps getting rid of drilling in the US. You can always drill in another country since that is where he is okay with it.

[SlowLX]

ralf nader for president yeah !!!!!!

Nader ftmfw!!! Unless somehow Obama manages to be the first non-conservative to look good at the polls in Texas history i'll feel safe writing in my own name knowing Romney will probably carry every county except Dallas, Travis, and Harris.

[racrguy]

Seriously? You are an atheist and you give me this line?

And that is fine that you dont care for them.......go and write in who you do care for. The problem is, the majority of people actually have zero clue what either candidate stands for. They have no idea what their stances are. When I hear of someone wanting to vote for Obama, I am floored.

Obamas2016 should honestly been seen by everyone just so they can have an actual idea of where this country is headed. America needs a giant wake up call. The majority of americans have no fucking idea what it means when they are told just how much the president has completely fucked our deficit. They have no idea what it means when they are told that he is wanting to disarm our nuclear program. They just dont seem to get it. They want a handout...........good thing you are making good money in the oil industry now.....because if it keeps going like it is, you are going to be handing alot of it out. Oh wait.....unless obama keeps getting rid of drilling in the US. You can always drill in another country since that is where he is okay with it.

What in the actual fuck. Do you read the shit you post?