lmmfao! I am a dick!

[YALE]

The Mormons believe satan placed dinosaurs? Or new earth creationist?

Mormons believe the short earth timeline.

[Sean88gt]

Mormons believe the short earth timeline.

I thought they believed in short sleeves?

[helosailor]

I just tell them I'm Jewish, and they never come back.

I've used that a few times myself. Works like a champ.

[oh1bullitt]

Jester if I lived up there you would have a place to crash and access to my stocked beer fridge until your wife allowed you home. Much applause to you sir. Lol

[JP135]

I thought they believed in short sleeves?

...and long goofy underwear.

[Jester]

man, i try so damned hard to be tolerant of other's beliefs but holy fuck.......seriously? Fucking satan put dinosaurs in the ground? seriously. How the fuck do idiots remember to breath? I mean, it is insanity! Fucking magic underwear, the earth is 6000 years old, and the fucking list goes on. These are some weird motherfuckers.

[71chevellejohn]

man, i try so damned hard to be tolerant of other's beliefs but holy fuck.......seriously? Fucking satan put dinosaurs in the ground? seriously. How the fuck do idiots remember to breath? I mean, it is insanity! Fucking magic underwear, the earth is 6000 years old, and the fucking list goes on. These are some weird motherfuckers.

I'm with you man, everyone knows that dinosaurs were put in the ground by the CIA to discourage time travel. Some folks just to refuse to believe the facts.

[Stunter Bob]

That's hilarious!

When I lived in Utah we had Mormons knocking on our door the day after we moved in to our apartment and I promptly told them I was catholic and they told me to have a good day and ofd they went!

[Coupe81]

I was raised as a Jehovah's witness, at age 13 I knew it was bs. My mother is one,I don't speak to her at all. She is the biggest hypocrite I've ever known and she makes dad's life hell for no reason. No offense to ya religious people but I think a lot of them go to church for god to forgive them for all the bad shit they have done. Kinda like an excuse to do bad shit.

[lincolnboy]

Would those people frown if you told them what would jesus do

[Sean88gt]

I was raised as a Jehovah's witness, at age 13 I knew it was bs. My mother is one,I don't speak to her at all. She is the biggest hypocrite I've ever known and she makes dad's life hell for no reason. No offense to ya religious people but I think a lot of them go to church for god to forgive them for all the bad shit they have done. Kinda like an excuse to do bad shit.

Like the Catholics?

[Jester]

It's funny, I love God and hate religion.

Let me make it plain and simple to everyone that worships what they worship......You do not have the answer. You have a belief. Your belief may be wrong or right. There may actually be no God. There may be nothing after you die. Aliens might have made you out of a scientific fuckup. you may be a plague. then again.......fucking dinosaurs may have been placed there to test your faith and magic underwear may actually be real.
-sigh- i dunno.....that's all i know.

[71chevellejohn]

[Jester]

"boner proof" is clearly proven.....i would like to test fire proof and bullet proof on a few of them............not out of hate, just for scientific purposes. I mean, maybe it IS magic!

[Coupe81]

Like the Catholics?

My mother in law is a catholic, she is bad or even worst than my mother. She too made my wife and I a living hell.