lmmfao! I am a dick!

[Jester]

so, the local mormons came by and we had an awesome chat in my living room. See, the wifey was raised mormon back in the day and now believes it to be complete horse shit.....but we are still nice and when the uninvited lady and husband stopped by this afternoon to come in and talk mormonism, I put on my trollllllllll face. I smiled and laughed and joked and then just about the time they were about ready to leave, we started talking about science.........so we start talking about how "wrong" the Muslim religion is......and I say "yeah, those poor guys have been living in caves too long.......ignorance is bliss............reminds of those people that actually think that dinosaurs were put here by satan to fool us and that the earth is only a few thousand years old."................insert awkward dead silence......





and the wife looked at me with a face that said "i cant believe you just said that."

[gip99gt]

So your sleeping on the couch 2nite. lol

[Jester]

So your sleeping on the couch 2nite. lol

totally worth it!

[Binky]

You were nice and got a few people out of the heat.

[Jester]

You were nice and got a few people out of the heat.

and gave them a couple bottles of water!

[FoxBodyNick]

nice

[Binky]

Just tell your wife tou have heat stroke and werent thinking...

[Jester]

keep in mind, these were not your typical mormons on a bike.........these were a middle aged couple that long ago my wife went to church with. Supposedly they show up once a month.....uninvited......to "check" up on you. Fuck you.....leave me alone.
Very extremely nice people.......with a hidden agenda. No thanks, fuck off.....I like science.

[Dawkins]

The Mormon goon squad shows up at my house once a week to try and win back my wife and the twins. They will never stop no matter what you say or do so have fun with them.
I consider any visit pants optional time.

[71chevellejohn]

[A+]

Yu can't be too nice to these folks or they will keeping coming around. The Jehovah's witness people come to my neighborhood just to see me. I guess cause I'm the only one that opens the door for them. I'm gonna ask them to stop coming,they're really starting to bug me.

[DieselSmoke]

I just tell them I'm Jewish, and they never come back.

[BradM]

I just tell them I'm Jewish, and they never come back.

I'm going to use that next time and see if it works. Thanks for the tip.

[Sean88gt]

The Mormons believe satan placed dinosaurs? Or new earth creationist?

[A+]

I just tell them I'm Jewish, and they never come back.

I wonder if it'll work for me....