Political Humor Thread

[Tx Redneck]

[Pro88LX]

nice!

[ceyko]

I'd eat there just because of their lack of PC'ness.

[sc281]

I'd eat there just because of their lack of PC'ness.

Absolutely! I bet that place has gotten a lot of extra business because of it too.

[Tx Redneck]

Senior Health Care Solution

So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no
nursing home available for you, what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are
allowed to shoot two Congressmen and two illegal immigrants! *

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get
three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air
conditioning, cable TV & internet, a library of books, access to a
fitness center and all the health care you need! *Need new teeth? No
problem. *Need glasses? That's great. *Need a new hip, knees, kidney,
lungs or heart? *They're all covered. *And, as an added bonus, your kids
can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? *It's the same government that
just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes
anymore.



IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?

[Pokulski-Blatz]

Lmao.

[564826]

So, how good is this place?
I could go for some baby back ribs right about now.

[Sgt Beavis]

I'd eat there just because of their lack of PC'ness.

Next time I'm in Asheville, North Carolina.

http://littlepigsbbq.net/

[Tx Redneck]

I.Q. question

You are walking along holding an umbrella for
your wife. You approach a gate with an
obstruction above it made of steel.
Choose one:

a. You should lower the umbrella, close the
umbrella, pass the umbrella through the gate and
open it on the other side.


b. You should leave the umbrella open and
pass it over the top of the obstruction and
continue on the other side.


c. You should continue to hold the umbrella in
the same position because a metal solid will pass
through another metal solid unobstructed. It’s a
law of physics.


d. You should resign because you are too dumb
to hold a public office.

[blownragtop]

LINK

[sig239]

[Tx Redneck]

The Egypt Thing and a bumper sticker

[gnturboray]

Now that is funny!!

[Tx Redneck]

[Denny]

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Stagflation

Oh shit!!!