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    (Reuters) ( )It’s a den of thieves! Occupy Wall Street protesters said yesterday that packs of brazen crooks within their ranks have been robbing their fellow demonstrators blind, making off with p…


    It’s a den of thieves!

    Occupy Wall Street protesters said yesterday that packs of brazen crooks within their ranks have been robbing their fellow demonstrators blind, making off with pricey cameras, phones and laptops -- and even a hefty bundle of donated cash and food.

    “Stealing is our biggest problem at the moment,” said Nan Terrie, 18, a kitchen and legal-team volunteer from Fort Lauderdale.

    “I had my Mac stolen -- that was like $5,500. Every night, something else is gone. Last night, our entire [kitchen] budget for the day was stolen, so the first thing I had to do was . . . get the message out to our supporters that we needed food!”
    MONEY DOESN’T TALK:An Occupy Wall Street demonstrator with a dollar-bill gag gives voice to his frustrations with a cardboard sign yesterday in Zuccotti Park, where some protesters have proven to be crooks
    MONEY DOESN’T TALK:An Occupy Wall Street demonstrator with a dollar-bill gag gives voice to his frustrations with a cardboard sign yesterday in Zuccotti Park, where some protesters have proven to be crooks
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    Crafty cat burglars sneaked into the makeshift kitchen at Zuccotti Park overnight and swiped as much as $2,500 in donated greenbacks from right under the noses of volunteers who’d fallen asleep after a long day whipping up meals for the hundreds of hungry protesters, the volunteers said.

    “The worst thing is there’s people sleeping in the kitchen when they come, and they don’t even know about it! There are some really smart and sneaky thieves here,” Terrie said.

    “I had umbrellas stolen, a fold-up bed I brought because my back is bad -- they took that, too!”

    Security volunteer Harry Wyman, 22, of Brooklyn was furious about the thievery -- and vowed to get tough with the predatory perps.

    “I’m not getting paid, but I’m not gonna stand for it. Why people got to come here and do stupid stuff? All it does is make people not wanna come here anymore,” Wyman fumed.

    At one point yesterday, Wyman and other volunteers briefly scuffled with a man who was standing near a park entrance with a pail calling out: “Donations! Donations!” -- and pocketing the cash people tossed in the bucket.

    Meanwhile, the Rev. Jesse Jackson was at Zuccotti late last night as he and about 50 protesters formed a human chain in front of a medical tent after police officers came over to ask about the tent, cops and protesters said.

    “Jesse dropped in like a ninja,” said Stephanie Perricone, 21. “He came out of nowhere and helped us all out.”

    The officers were asking about the size of the tent when the crowd of demonstrators -- including Jackson -- stood en masse in front of it.

    The cops said didn’t ask for it to be taken down and the issue was quickly resolved.

    Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/m...#ixzz1bAgxqo4Y
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  • #2
    Jesse Jackson dropped in like a ninja, eh? lmfao!

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      • #4
        LMFAO @ someone with a $5,500 dollar mac protesting about being broke!

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        • #5
          Whole article made me laugh.
          Originally posted by Broncojohnny
          HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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          • #6
            I'm wondering if one of The Onion writers somehow infiltrated the NY Post?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Pro88LX View Post
              LMFAO @ someone with a $5,500 dollar mac protesting about being broke!
              Mommy and daddy paid for it, so it doesn't count.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Vertnut View Post
                Mommy and daddy paid for it, so it doesn't count.
                With credit cards backed by greedy corporate American scum!

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by Pro88LX View Post
                  LMFAO @ someone with a $5,500 dollar mac protesting about being broke!
                  Hey! MacBook are expensive. How else are they going to get their creative groove on?

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                  • #10
                    Too funny... Lets all fix the world guys. I'm super serious!

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                    • #11
                      It was not stolen just given to someone who needed it also. Ask them how much they like redistribution now?
                      Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by kbscobravert View Post
                        It was not stolen just given to someone who needed it also. Ask them how much they like redistribution now?
                        LMAO. Oh man...how I wish someone would point that out.
                        "Self-government won't work without self-discipline." - Paul Harvey

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by kbscobravert View Post
                          It was not stolen just given to someone who needed it also. Ask them how much they like redistribution now?
                          EXCELLENT point!

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                          • #14
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                            Originally posted by kbscobravert View Post
                            it was not stolen just given to someone who needed it also. Ask them how much they like redistribution now?
                            qotw!

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                            • #15
                              Keith, that was awesome!
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