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hope not a repost but since its a few days old, but i started laughing when i read his name.
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hope not a repost but since its a few days old, but i started laughing when i read his name.I build websites. PM me. -
That, and the last sentence.Originally posted by Broncojohnny -
Lol at his last name 'Cummings'Comment
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Wtf!Comment
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And you think you hate your job....Comment
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That's fucking hilarious.“There will be, in the next generation or so, a pharmacological method of making people love their servitude, and producing dictatorship without tears, so to speak, producing a kind of painless concentration camp for entire societies, so that people will in fact have their liberties taken away from them, but will rather enjoy it, because they will be distracted from any desire to rebel by propaganda or brainwashing, or brainwashing enhanced by pharmacological methods". Aldous Huxley 1962Comment
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Damn... someone beat me to it. Now I'll just be looked at as a copy-cat cummer.Comment
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I didn't know you could jizz on command and get an assault charge. LOL! I don't know which guy is gayer, the one who came, or the one who "patted him down" enough to get him there.Comment
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No shit! Shouldnt the tsa agent be arrested for public indecency? He is the one giving hand jobs on the clock!Originally posted by 90GT50 View PostComment
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hahaha nice one.
This one was good too....
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=388
Hotel chain to introduce sex-free rooms
All guests will be required to sign an agreement not to have sex of any type in these rooms, including masturbation. Upon checkout, an inspection of the room will be made with a black light. If the presence of semen is detected, the room will be completely stripped of all fixtures, flooring, and furniture. The customer will be billed for the conversion process, which costs thousands of dollars. Parents with adolescent boys will be strongly discouraged from staying in the sex-free rooms.Comment
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Is DeadSeriousNews like "The Onion" spinoff?Comment
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