Originally posted by StanleyTweedle
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2) If you are found to have a history of McDonald's, you should not receive benefits.
3) If you have a history of not working out strenuously at least 3 times per week you shall not receive benefits.
4) If you have consumed a carb in the week prior to your medical issue, and said carb was not backed up by at least a 5k run, your benefits will be void.
5) If you are white and go out in the sun, be prepared to pay in cash for any cancer related issues unless you are a smoker, in which case you have paid your smoking tax and will be eligible. If you fall into this category your children might be eligible for free lunches.
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