The return of E-verify

[Forever_frost]

It IS easy. My cousin is currently drawing several grand because of her bastard kids and her being "poor." I've reported her repeatedly because her husband (who she says doesn't live in her 4 bedroom house) works for the post office and lives there as well. She has a cash account, food stamps, housing assistance and everything, pisses me off.

That said, my checks say Department of Treasury and has since I retired in 04

[stevo]

what do I need to do to be able to get a check from the government? It took me almost a year to get a drivers license, you guys make it sound like getting a government check is easy.

Are you an illegal with 2 or more anchor babies?

If so, walk into the local welfare office.

Stevo

[Gargamel]

True Story...

I'm working on Smurfette's leasing office computer when a tenant who is notorious for being late on rent comes in whining to Smurfette.

"I don't have enough work hours"
"I've had some personal issues"

Excuse after excuse... again...

After all of this joyful banter about not having the money to pay her rent (I would hate having Smurfette's job), said tenant picks up her SMART PHONE with INTERNET and asks Smurfette, with a straight face... "Hey, When will AT&T U-Verse be available?"

She didn't even miss a beat....

My fucking jaw hit the floor.... This is what we're dealing with folks...