VIDEO: 'Why do you think you're so unpopular in Texas?'

[Vertnut]

We are going to get butt-fucked either way, I'm just hoping to get butt-fucked by the lesser of the two evils.

Stevo

There's a reason one of the "3 biggest lies" is "We're from the government and we're here to help you".

*note- #1 is,"Your car will be ready Tuesday", and #2 is,"I won't come in your mouth".