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I guess I'm just naïve, I thought we were going to measure who's car sat the lowest, or had widest tires, etc... Then DJ PM's me those pics and now I'm getting phone calls from IT. FML
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Pm sent.Originally posted by Rick Modena View PostLet's recap, the chick sez shes bringing a measuring tape. First thing that cums to my mind is she wants to meaure some cock.
Enter DJ, his computer is loaded with dick pics, so you get what we got here today. A PM sent with a picture of a dick, from DJ...
They jelly?Originally posted by cool cat View Post"If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry FordComment
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You sonofabitch! I'm trying to eat...Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
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What a dick, right?Originally posted by Rick Modena View PostYou sonofabitch! I'm trying to eat..."If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry FordComment
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BTW, I have an old rich mofo always coming over to the shop and harrassing me. I showed him the pic and hes interested, ahahahahahaha! Hes owns a few planes, but hes missing a few teeth and marbles, apparently...Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View PostOriginally posted by SilverbackComment
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Wait, how rich?Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post"If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry FordComment
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It would appear you are having an epic 'my dick is bigger' 'no MY dick is bigger!' battle, and I thought I'd settle it once and for allOriginally posted by cool cat View Post
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lmfao!Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
Pretty rich, he owns a bad ass hanger with a few planes. Though hes one of those guys that has more money than sense. Hes been trying to buy my Cobra for years, he showed up one day and popped down two stacks of high society on my desk. I looked at the money and then looked at him and told him straight up, it ain't for sale!
Last thing I need is for that clown to be seen in the BAD-SVT...Originally posted by SilverbackComment
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You're going to need more than a measuring tape for the Cockasaurusmex, babe...Originally posted by Taimigrrl87 View PostIt would appear you are having an epic 'my dick is bigger' 'no MY dick is bigger!' battle, and I thought I'd settle it once and for allOriginally posted by SilverbackComment
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Honey, I'm friends with a seamstress, I can get my hands on a 150 incher, I doubt you are that impressive.Originally posted by Rick Modena View PostComment
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Bitch, please. Its obvious you're a newb, because the legend of the Cockasaurusmex is beyond legendary. As soon as unpack this muthufucker out of my 501's, the first thing you want to do is get on your knees and start sucking it, men start golf clapping and young girls start giggling and taking pictures to post on Instatwittermybook. So go and take your seamstress tape and go impress me by measuring your canckles, I need a good laugh today...Originally posted by Taimigrrl87 View PostOriginally posted by SilverbackComment
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First of all, I kneel before no man, you kneel before me. Second of all, I don't have canckles. And lastly, really? Thats the best you can do? Put up or shut up, mofo.Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
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