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  • #16
    Originally posted by Muffrazr View Post
    She has the valet switch installed, sir.
    Not her, but the "type."

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    • #17
      Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
      Hey, thats a good line to use when my wife asks me to whisper sweet nothings to her!!
      You should just whisper, "the dishes, the laundry, vacuuming" etc

      You know sweet nothings you ever do around here!

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Silverback View Post
        You should just whisper, "the dishes, the laundry, vacuuming" etc

        You know sweet nothings you ever do around here!

        Ded

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Denny View Post
          Not her, but the "type."
          Oh, I got it.

          That was my feeble attempt at snooty car humor.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Muffrazr View Post
            She has the valet switch installed, sir.
            Well played!

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            • #21
              Jalapeño and cheddar elk burgers on Hawaiian buns with roasted corn.

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              • #22
                So where did you get the elk, shoot it, or bought it somewhere?
                Originally posted by Nash B.
                Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View Post
                  So where did you get the elk, shoot it, or bought it somewhere?
                  She sucked cock for the Elk. I'm currently putting together a hotrod trolling motor in order to get her off the hook for future meat.

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                  • #24

                    My ex-boyfriend, who apparently has a man-crush on my husband, gave him a shit ton of meat after a night of drinking, firing off beer can cannons, and devising plans for experimental hotrod trolling motors. He shot it in Colorado last year. There were no sexual favors involved.
                    Last edited by Treasure Chest; 07-27-2011, 10:02 PM.

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                    • #25
                      TEEHEEHEE!!!!

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                      • #26
                        I just now noticed this thread.... Y'all are slackin let me catch up.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Muffrazr View Post
                          In the time it took from my post in your thread to this post, I have put together 5 Elk backstrap steaks, salad with a sweet balsamic dressing, while topped with Cweet Cynthiana wine. (Yes, it's spelled that way.)

                          The steaks were seasoned using a rather simple technique used only by real men. ( You know who you are!)

                          ....and we killed it.

                          Now it's time to Fuck.

                          FWIW, I have no Elk but the freezer is full of deer and dove

                          I did kill and cleaned them myself. Guess I'm a REAL man now.

                          Taking something life and eating it doesn't make you a man.... If that was the case I'd been a man at age 6-8.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by papapepper View Post
                            FWIW, I have no Elk but the freezer is full of deer and dove

                            I did kill and cleaned them myself. Guess I'm a REAL man now.

                            Taking something life and eating it doesn't make you a man.... If that was the case I'd been a man at age 6-8.
                            For your sake, I hope they find a way to travel back in time so that you can get a second chance at intelligence.

                            Do you think it would be conceivable to kill an Elk, clean it, quarter it, grind it up, and then prepare dinner in that time?

                            No. "We killed it" was alluding to the fact that we finished it off.

                            You will become a man when you figure out how to handle life in a manner more conducive to being a decent person.

                            So, how did your dinner turn out?

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Muffrazr View Post
                              For your sake, I hope they find a way to travel back in time so that you can get a second chance at intelligence.

                              Do you think it would be conceivable to kill an Elk, clean it, quarter it, grind it up, and then prepare dinner in that time?

                              No. "We killed it" was alluding to the fact that we finished it off.

                              You will become a man when you figure out how to handle life in a manner more conducive to being a decent person.

                              So, how did your dinner turn out?
                              My dinner turned out great actually. Just a simple pasta dish with blacked chicken nothing fancy at all.

                              I've actually gone to Colorado and killed Elk before so it's possible to "kill it".

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by papapepper View Post
                                My dinner turned out great actually. Just a simple pasta dish with blacked chicken nothing fancy at all.

                                I've actually gone to Colorado and killed Elk before so it's possible to "kill it".
                                Good job, burnt chicken and suddenly salad. I don't blame you for heating up some bullshit.

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