Jerry’s fun-baby

[BLAKE]

I don’t really care about the infidelity, but I am highly entertained by the story.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33464117/woman-sues-jerry-jones-alleges-dallas-cowboys-owner-biological-father?platform=amp

Guys on the Ticket have compared the whole thing to an episode of Righteous Gemstones, and it seems about right. Lots of layers and the baby momma sounds like a real gem. Featured in a constant state of drunk and horny on some trashy rich bitches of Dallas reality TV show and involved in a domestic where a well-meaning stranger shot her BF in the chest.

[Stephen]

I’m sure he will make this go away quickly

[bird_dog0347]

I don’t really care about the infidelity, but I am highly entertained by the story.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33464117/woman-sues-jerry-jones-alleges-dallas-cowboys-owner-biological-father?platform=amp

Guys on the Ticket have compared the whole thing to an episode of Righteous Gemstones, and it seems about right. Lots of layers and the baby momma sounds like a real gem. Featured in a constant state of drunk and horny on some trashy rich bitches of Dallas reality TV show and involved in a domestic where a well-meaning stranger shot her BF in the chest.

Said well-meaning stranger hopped on the Hangzone yesterday afternoon to discuss the incident and tell his side of the story. Sounds like a clean shoot, and the grand jury No-Billed him back in 2013 so they agreed it was clean.

https://omny.fm/shows/the-ticket-top-10/hang-zone-p1-chris-the-guy-that-shot-jerrys-fun-ba

[BLAKE]

Said well-meaning stranger hopped on the Hangzone yesterday afternoon to discuss the incident and tell his side of the story. Sounds like a clean shoot, and the grand jury No-Billed him back in 2013 so they agreed it was clean.

https://omny.fm/shows/the-ticket-top...-jerrys-fun-ba

That was crazy wasn’t it? Just couldn’t write something this convoluted.

[Rick Modena]

Yup, that guy should have minded his own business and called the police, he injected himself in a domestic dispute and the guy went for a gun (?*) and he had to shoot his dumbass. In the end he the GJ no billed him but, he stated that it cost him $50k and took almost a year.

Looks like Daddy Jerry should have paid more, but instead he thought this chick and her daughter would go away, but I'm sure it was 1997 money and a lot of shit has happened since then, he's a billionaire now and I'm sure they wanted more and he didn't think he should pay, he should have just paid and kept his family from finding out his secret, fucking moron...




*The shooter also stated he didn't know if homeskillet really had a gun, he never found out.