Rangers 2011 season thread

[01-GATOR]

yall been watching the astros?

god bless.

Been watching them sink

[ELVIS]

Where the hell have you been?

galveston for a week, then seattle for a week

Are they making a move for 4th place??

i wish!

I thought they traded the rest of the team for a button, length of twine, and 2 pieces of lint.

shut it!

Been watching them sink

no doubt, its sad.

god bless.

[Big Dad]

How is Holland doing today ?

[Nash B.]

then seattle for a week
god bless.

Scouting for a new team?

[ELVIS]

Scouting for a new team?

dude.. you know i am not fairweather like a cowboy fan!

i am however waiting to see what these texans are gonna look like!!!!!!!!

god bless.

[BP]

How is Holland doing today ?

Not as good as Price but pretty damned good for a #4 or 5 starter. 7 hits through 6 but they are down 3-2.

[Mike]

yall been watching the astros?

god bless.

I've been watching them hand us playes at the trade deadline the past few seasons.
It's nice having Houston as our farm team.

[Big Dad]

Not as good as Price but pretty damned good for a #4 or 5 starter. 7 hits through 6 but they are down 3-2.

Hamilton in the line up or did they park his ass since he can't hit shit during the day

[Nash B.]

I'm not watching the game, but why in the f would Andrus try to steal with Hamilton batting and nobody out, and get thrown out?

And why would they not try to sacrifice Murphy to second with Torrealba, a good bunter, at the plate, to keep Gentry out of a double play situation/possibly let him move Murphy to third for Kinsler?

And Hamilton is playing, since, you know, they're in a dome and all...

[BP]

Hamilton in the line up or did they park his ass since he can't hit shit during the day

They've fixed that problem, that and Tropicana Field is indoors.

[Big Dad]

I forgot it was in that dungeon

[Nash B.]

Boom, Napoli.

[Geor!]

Boom, Napoli.

Quit jinxing, you cocksuck!

[Nash B.]

Napoli hit a homerun. I'm not predicting a Rangers comeback win, you idiot.

[mstng86]

Napoli hit a homerun. I'm not predicting a Rangers comeback win, you idiot.

You just doube jinxed it.