Rangers 2011 season thread

[GT Fanatic]

I wish Cruz would have continued his streak.

[Pro88LX]

Personal attack? Please don't act like you know me. At 100 posts' a day, we already know you're full of shit.

You're going to bring up my kid? Let's meet up for lunch in Waco...my treat. Hell, I'm only about an hour away. Pick a day, time, and restaurant. At least then you can claim to know me.

Not worth the time. He's as quiet as a church mouse in person.

[Slowhand]

Not worth the time. He's as quiet as a church mouse in person.

My apologies, my catalog of dick jokes just isn't quite as extensive as yours and Adam's.

[Pro88LX]

My apologies, my catalog of dick jokes just isn't quite as extensive as yours and Adam's.

Hey now, there were black people jokes in there too!

[Slowhand]

Hey now, there were black people jokes in there too!

Oh, that's right. Couldn't remember if that was the case or if I was just remembering the two or three hundred other times I had heard those same jokes.

[Vertnut]

Not worth the time. He's as quiet as a church mouse in person.

No malice meant! I'm about an hour north of Waco, and I just thought I'd mix in a lunch there on my way to/from Austin. (I only have about 6 more weeks to live vicariously through my daughter, because she graduates May 22)

Hell, this is only the 3rd time in 10 years on this board that I've offered to buy lunch: Big Studly (so I could beat him with a bat and give him a "columbian necktie"...long story), BERT (from Longview and a fellow 'Horn's fan), and Slowhand (to show I'm nothing like he thinks I am).

Chris, who's your "go to" guy for Honda's?

[Pro88LX]

No malice meant! I'm about an hour north of Waco, and I just thought I'd mix in a lunch there on my way to/from Austin. (I only have about 6 more weeks to live vicariously through my daughter, because she graduates May 22)

Hell, this is only the 3rd time in 10 years on this board that I've offered to buy lunch: Big Studly (so I could beat him with a bat and give him a "columbian necktie"...long story), BERT (from Longview and a fellow 'Horn's fan), and Slowhand (to show I'm nothing like he thinks I am).

Chris, who's your "go to" guy for Honda's?

I have a couple people there that i would be comfortable sending people to. I don't want to post their name here without asking them, so if you need something, send me a pm.

Oh, that's right. Couldn't remember if that was the case or if I was just remembering the two or three hundred other times I had heard those same jokes.

Now that you're back behind a keyboard let the snarky comments commence!

[mstng86]

2 o'clock game fellas. Can't wait to not be able to hear the broadcast on 103.3.

[Geor!]

2 o'clock game fellas. Can't wait to not be able to hear the broadcast on 103.3.

Did you move, Julia?

[mstng86]

Did you move, Julia?

I can't get 103.3 in my building, and the radio streaming is blocked.

[Big Dad]

Locally I am sure 103.3 will be blocked today any one know what station we can listen to it on ?

[Geor!]

I can't get 103.3 in my building, and the radio streaming is blocked.

You didn't answer my fucking question, asswipe!

[mstng86]

Locally I am sure 103.3 will be blocked today any one know what station we can listen to it on ?

It's a 1 o'clock game, damn time zones. I went and looked at todays lineup on 103.3, no rangers.

[mstng86]

You didn't answer my fucking question, asswipe!

No, I didn't move.

[Geor!]

No, I didn't move.

I can tell by your other post that you found the mistake that you made. Welcome back to DFW!