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  • Originally posted by CJ View Post
    It made the joke better.
    Lol, it did. I was referring to RabidJackal though.
    Originally posted by BradM
    But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
    Originally posted by Leah
    In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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    • Originally posted by CJ View Post
      Well guys, I think our team is nearing completion.

      We have Hardy for assault on women, Dez for assault on mother, Brent for vehicular manslaughter, Randle has petty theft and possession taken care of (and backup for assault). Now if we can just get Adrian Peterson we can have child assault covered... Then I think we're just missing a convicted murderer, Jerry should probably put some feelers out for Aaron Hernandez.
      HA!

      What a crazy contract for Hardy. How does an incentive laden contract like that affect the cap?

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      • Originally posted by CJ View Post
        Well guys, I think our team is nearing completion.

        We have Hardy for assault on women, Dez for assault on mother, Brent for vehicular manslaughter, Randle has petty theft and possession taken care of (and backup for assault). Now if we can just get Adrian Peterson we can have child assault covered... Then I think we're just missing a convicted murderer, Jerry should probably put some feelers out for Aaron Hernandez.
        Ahahahahaha!!! CJ you fucking asshole! I was laughing at every sentence but that AH reference was the cherry on the top.
        Originally posted by Silverback
        Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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        • Originally posted by bcoop View Post
          I still say Peterson never was an option, and really isn't now. Give up a first round pick AND $15 million in cap hit? His contract is even more absurd in 2016 and 2017. He's now named what, 4 other teams? Cowboys won't pay him what he's owed, nor will they give up a first rounder to get him.


          Peterson always was a pipe dream. Come back to reality.
          The Cowboys were never going to trade for him to begin with. It was all based on the premise of Peterson forcing the Viking's hand to cut him. He would then sign with the Cowboys at a significantly discounted amount to fit in under the cap.

          Obviously the Vikings don't want to let him just walk for nothing, but the trade market for him is virtually zero as well given his age and salary. The Vikings definitely are holding a strong hand in regards to having him under contract. However, Peterson has an equally strong hand in the fact he can simply just refuse to play and they are out both the production and whatever money they can't recoup from him after a grievance is filed.

          I think he gets moved at some point before the season starts. It may not be to the Cowboys in a direct or indirect way, but I'm pretty certain he is not on the Viking's roster for the 2015-16 season.
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          • Originally posted by Unicorn Jeff View Post
            Yawn. Dale Hansen should STFU.

            Will he quit reporting on the Cowboys because of it? No. That means he'd lose his job/money.

            Hansen's shtick is to make Jerry out to be the cartoon bad guy.

            Why is he not harping on ESPN for employing Ray Lewis on Monday Night Football and other associated broadcasting? Yeah. Exactly. Mother Mouse Ear wouldn't take too kindly to that.
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            • Cowboys got McLain back on a 1 yr/$3M deal.
              Rachel McAdams nude pics

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              • Originally posted by mustang_marc View Post
                Cowboys got McLain back on a 1 yr/$3M deal.
                Sweeeeet!
                Originally posted by Silverback
                Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                • I'm very happy he is back, but I don't understand why it's another 1 year deal.
                  Originally posted by BradM
                  But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                  Originally posted by Leah
                  In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                  • Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                    I'm very happy he is back, but I don't understand why it's another 1 year deal.
                    Might have to do with the suspicious fire at his home in Atlanta. They were saying it was arson. He has some baggage and in this day in age the DC brass seems like they want to cover their bases. Which as we all know, has never been the case around this mudduck!
                    Originally posted by Silverback
                    Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                    • Romo restructured to save $13 million against the 2015 cap. This irritates me.
                      Originally posted by BradM
                      But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                      Originally posted by Leah
                      In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                      • Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                        Romo restructured to save $13 million against the 2015 cap. This irritates me.
                        Maybe we could have kept Demarco?

                        I love how Romo keeps changing his contract. i wonder if he even knows what he is making this year.

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                        • Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                          Maybe we could have kept Demarco?

                          I love how Romo keeps changing his contract. i wonder if he even knows what he is making this year.
                          According to Romo, he doesn't really care. He says he's made plenty.


                          Romo is still making close to the same. They just converted a portion of it to a signing bonus. It does still push money down the road, which is what irritates me.
                          Originally posted by BradM
                          But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                          Originally posted by Leah
                          In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                          • Rework some contracts and bring AP!
                            Originally posted by Da Prez
                            Fuck dfwstangs!! If Jose ain't running it, I won't even bother going back to it, just my two cents!!
                            Originally posted by VETTKLR


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                            • Originally posted by Juiced4v View Post
                              Rework some contracts and bring AP!
                              No.
                              Originally posted by BradM
                              But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                              Originally posted by Leah
                              In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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